CHAPTER 1

Smoke billowed out of his nostrals as he exhaled and took a sip of his sake, sitting at the back of the bar at a table by himself. He was currently working some assassination mission for Gato to take a rival business tycoon out, standing the spiky pale blonde haired man stood and swayed slightly since the alcohol was taking effect momentarily before he felt his tenant, burn it away much to both his joy and dismay.

Taking another drag on his cigarette the man well teen not that you could tell stuffed his hands in his pockets and shifted past his target and exhaled a long stream of chakra infused smoke that coiled it's way much like a snake around his unknowing victim.

Having made it to the door way the blonde smirked victoriously and muttered under his breath before pushing open the door to the bar and leaving "Poison Smoke Tendril Jutsu complete sayonara have fun in hell."

As he made it out onto the road in front of the Bar in lightning country the man made his way towards the entertainment part of the town only to stop momentarily as he heard screams of shock and horror as his victim undoubtedly was convulsing on the floor with blood most likely coming from his tear ducts, nose, mouth and ears.

Chuckling he continued walking 'Eh Gato can wait...I have an appointment with the local whorehouse'

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Swinging his legs out of bed the man tilted his head slightly as he looked behind and saw a rather voluptuos and pretty brown haired woman who was most likely 20 years his senior not that he cared considering he preferred maturer women since they could last longer and were if he were honest a better fuck than all the younger girls.

Slipping on his plain back shirt and pants as well as wrapping his ankles and placing on his sandals he was amused when the originally sleeping woman had woken and slipped her arms around his waist and rested her chin on his shoulder "Naruto-kun, come back to bed I'll make it worth your time"

Naruto smiled at that but shook his head "No can do Nao...I need to return to the 'Boss' so I can get paid and leave...but when I am next in the area I'll make a special visit to see you hmm"

Nao pouted and nodded before flopping on her back not bothering with the covers considering she had warmed Naruto's bed each night he had been staying in the land of lightning on his mission for Gato and that had been a week ago. Seeing this Naruto stood and picked up the keys to the apartment he owned here in lightning sighed before un-clipping one of the keys and tossed it at Nao not bothering to see it had managed to land on her clit and slide the length of her pussy onto the bed making her gasp and let out a small moan before grabbing the key and looking at him questionably.

Sighing Naruto slipping on his Blue flak jacket with a large gray fur collar and waved in a dismissed fashion "If you ever loose your spot at the whorehouse you have somewhere to stay but please for the love of Kami no entertaining guests here other than myself alright Nao"

Nao looked astonished "O-ok thank you so much Naruto-kun...if it helps I'll keep the place clean and tidy as well for you."

Naruto shrugged "Eh do what you want...Sorry about well tapping and gapping but you know one for the road as they say". Before Nao could register what was happening Naruto had three fingers in her pussy and pumped his hand a few times before pulling out and disappearing in a wisp of smoke.

Nao having recovered and registering what happened let out a frustrated grunt and cursed "Fuuuccck you Naruto now I'm all hot and bothered and horny." as she said that she propped herself up on the numerous pillows around her and started getting off.

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A day later

Walking through the front entrance of Gato's large manor Naruto slowly walked down the corridor leading to the short stack as Naruto refered to him as, walking past a couple of guards he was taking a few drags of his cigarette.

Making it to Gato's office Naruto spat the used cigarette in to pot plant and opened the door without knocking ignoring the squwak of surprise Naruto looked slightly amused as he saw through the grill that blocked the view under his desk was a hooker servicing him shaking his head Naruto sat in front of the vertically challenged man and pulled out his pack of cigarettes and placed it between his lips and before putting the pack away and grabbing the cigarette and using a small fire jutsu to light it before cringing at hearing Gato give a guttural groan as he came.

Naruto to be totally honest could say that as much of a badass he was and his criminal status in Kumo, Iwa and Suna he found Gato to be a vile sleezebag that needed to be purged...he just needed a reason to do so. Looking up and seeing the short man readjusting himself he watched as 20 year old came from behind the desk and sauntered out with about 500 ryo stashed in her cleavage, shaking his head Naruto just stated "Payment...your target is dead now pay up."

Gato nodded knowing that Naruto was unlike many very good Merc's and bounty hunters he wasn't that pricey which was a bonus in his book that and he had an ambush set up for the blonde once he reached the forest so he would be getting his money back either way.

Getting up Gato walked over to his safe and keyed in the combination not knowing that Naruto saw the pass-code, smiling Naruto exhaled slightly having smoke plume out of his nose again, he then perked up when Gato placed a brief-case on his desk and opened it before turning it to face Naruto "4,000,000 ryo like agreed upon."

Naruto stood and exhaled again directing the smoke cloud at Gato making Gato cough and splutter slightly...smirking Naruto closed the lid and channeled chakra into his hand and made it disappear into a seal on his hand, turning Naruto strolled out the room leaving a trail of smoke behind him 'pleasure doing business Gato but really trying to have me killed by common thugs I'm deeply disappointed...' as he continued the trail of smoke started expanding like it was dispersing

Reaching the front of the building Naruto smirked "Smoke Release: Poison fog Jutsu." when he said that he moved to a bench to the left and saw the hooker from before along with some slaves that he hadn't noticed, sitting down next to the sleeping hooker Naruto chuckled "Smoke Release: Smoke Shadow Clone Jutsu" some of the smoke from his cigarette started to form into him before 5 exact replicas appeared, "You four take those people to the main village and spread the word that Gato's dead...As for you take the girl to her manager/pimp or whatever." the five clones went about there appointed tasks.

when the clones went he looked to his left and saw Gato stumble out of the building falling on his hands and knees surprising Naruto slightly, standing Naruto stepped towards the wheezing business Tycoon and black market sales man and put his foot on Gato's side before pushing slightly making the short man fall on his side and roll on his back.

Gato feeling himself be kicked looked in horror as the man he was hoping was dead by now was standing over him with a Kunai spinning around his index finger before he heard him as he exhaled another cloud of noxious fumes "I really hate being fucked over short stack...Goodbye"

Gato then watched in horror as the kunai stopped spinning and dropped towards his head. Naruto watching the Kunai impale the short man smirked and turned and walked inside not worrying about the toxic fog as it didn't effect him and by the time he pointed the citizens of wave in the direction of this place it would have long dispersed and lost it toxicity, making his way back to the little mans office he kicked a few of the guards bodies out the way and pushed open the door and smirked seeing the lavish furnishings moving to the safe he twisted the knob to the correct numbers and heard a satisfying click.

Opening the safe he smiled at the amount before frowning at seeing the contract for Zabuza and his team, shaking his head he grabbed a duffel bag that seemed to be stuffed in the safe as well and grabbed the money plus a little extra for the demon of the mist and took a little extra for himself leaving, seeing there was an extra bag Naruto grabbed it and placed all the land deeds Gato had along with some money.

picking up the two heavy bags Naruto walked back out and stopped before picking up Gato's body and dragging it behind him with the kunai still firmly lodged in his skull. looking at the sky he noticed a dove with one black wing while the rest was completely white he watched as he walked along as it descended and landed on his free shoulder glanced at it "Kurobasa...can you take me to Zabuza?"

the small dove bobbed it's head up and down like it understood what he said and took off and flew a little in front of him leading the way.

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reaching the bridge Naruto sighed hearing needles piercing flesh and swords and kunai clashing, not bothered by the mist Naruto continued walking until he noticed Tazuna with a pink haired girl and blue haired girl standing guard over him ignoring the two sighed next to them making them jump and step closer to Tazuna who was eyeing him before gasping and pointing at the body he was dragging.

ignoring them he continued walking until he saw Zabuza fighting with a black haired woman in a bandaged dress with one long red sleeve and a gravity defying gray haired male in the standard konoha leaf ninja uniform, turning his head he looked further and saw Zabuza's partners the demon brothers and a girl called Haku fighting a boy with a white puppy, a boy with bugs crawling over his body, a kid with the same complexion as Orochimaru with a square tipped tanto and another 'oh so Itachi did spare someone interesting'

turning his attention back to the jonin Naruto sighed and saw they were a good distance apart and that the mist seemed to be thinning ever so slightly taking the other duffel bag he threw it towards the sword wielding mist ninja making it land ten meters away with a dull thud alerting all three of them, who looked in his direction, Zabuza with confusion and the leaf ninja with something a kin to worry and confusion no doubt they had recognized him from somewhere.

hoisting Gato's body up he tossed him unceremoniously between the three ninja making Zabuza look at him with a raised brow considering they had been employed at the same time by the little man. Naruto sighed and took a long drag of his cigarette "the little shit tried to have me killed after paying me...I thought one merc to another I would be nice enough to deliver your payment with interest ...hope it isn't a bother?"

Zabuza laughed a little garnering the attention of the four boys fighting Haku and the demon brothers "No problem at all...it looks like my job is over with the client dead and all...Haku, Meizu, Gozu fall back we have enough money to help the rebellion."

the three shinobi in question nodded and disappeared in swirls of water before Zabuza looked at the man known as the Reisusumōku (Smoke Wraith) "I would offer to have you join us and help in the rebellion and be given asylum when we win but I have a feeling you would say no"

Naruto chuckled "Your right there Zabuza...but as long as you keep the new Mizukage when she's instated from branding me a criminal like I am in Kumo, Iwa and Suna then I may give discounts if she needs my services."

Zabuza nodded and pointed with his head at the leaf ninja "You know who they are it would be a tragedy to hear of Reisusumōku death"

Naruto nodded and to a drag of his cigarette masking his amusement at the two jonin stiffening at his name "Yeah, Yeah I know get going with your money." Zabuza smirked and grabbed the bag before disappearing in the same fashion.

Exhaling Naruto stuffed his hands in his pockets and tilted his head to the side and up a bit before looking at all the leaf ninja who had gathered together "Oh now the mist is gone to think the 3rd would send Kurenai Yuhi and oh Friend killer Kakashi with two squads of Genin and clan ninja to boot just to guard one bridge builder...Oh well not my problem."

Naruto then looked at the bridge builder who was weeping tears of joy seeing Gato's body smirked "Hey Tazuna...Gato's Mansion on the other side of the island...completely empty and the safe unlocked you should take the money that's there and use it to I don't know spruce the place up."

Tazuna hearing that nodded his head vigorously agreeing, Naruto was about to walk away when Kakashi who recognized the person I mean how could he not he looked exactly like his sensei spoke "Naruto!? is that you?"

Naruto stopped and glanced over his shoulder "Well maybe I am maybe I'm not whats it to you?"

Kakashi and Kurenai being the only ones to know about the blonde who was a few years older than their own Genin shared a look before Kakashi spoke "If it is you any and all leaf shinobi have been ordered to catch and take you back to the leaf village."

Naruto chuckled and continued walking "Well you can try but I'm warning you, you don't have nearly enough people to stop me...Now if you'll excuse me there is a lovely Cat house and bar awaiting me Je ne" as he finished his body started to smoke and disappear.

when he was gone Kakashi sighed since he and Kurenai knew the Genin would no doubt want answers.

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