"Jack, where did you get that hat?"

"I don't know, I found it in the jungle."

"Really? 'Cause that's a mighty swell hat."

"You know it doll."

"Where does one get one of those mighty swell hats for themselves?"

"Well, I found mine next to the coffin and the handcuffs and the horse Kate kept saying she saw. You need to look around there."

"Yeah, remember that thing where Kate kept saying she saw a horse?"

"Yeah, that was awesome."

"You mean just like your hat?"

"Yes."

"If you listen to the island's heart you will find what you need to find."

"Locke, we don't need to listen to one of your 'I-have-faith' speeches again."

"Yah Locke I mean that got old."

"Michael, who are you to tell me that I'm old?"

"Wha? I'm not Michael. I'm Locke."

"Ummm... he's Locke."

"Yeah I'm Locke."

"Okay I'm - I'm GOODWIN!"

"Who the hell is that?"

"Um.. um.. um.."

"I think he's an other."

"Yeah, let's burn him. But first let's take out his heart and liver and feed them to Vincent."

"Sounds like a plan!"

"Noooo.. I beg of you, I'm not an Other! I'm.. wait! If you let me go I'll steal Jack's hat and give it to you."

"I never wanted the hat. You wanted the hat."

"Did I? Okay this is just confusing."

"You guys are mental! Just give him the hat already!"

"But It's my hat!"

"Shannon I thought you were dead!"

"She is dead, forget her this is about a hat."

"I am Locke, the man of faith, the man of science, if I wanted that hat I would have used my mystic powers to get it by now."

"Yahh... sure, Locke."

"Hey, it's my hat. I got it and I'm keeping it."

"No, I want this hat!"

gunshot and the guy who claimed to be Michael dies

"Nobody hurts Jack while i'm around."

"Kate he was going to get me that hat"

"Well Locke, there are plenty of other hats why don't you find one of them!"

"Okay.. but I'm listening to your inner eye and I don't like what I see, Kate."

"Katie's got a gunn..."

"Shut up, Jack."

"Okay whatever I'm out of here. You're both crazy people."

Locke exits

"Ummm.."

"Jack I love you,"

"I love you too Kate"

they embrace but Jack doesn't notice Kate grab his hat untill she runs away with it. Jack sobs and then breaks into song..

Vogue,

Let your body move to the music

Come on vogue

Let your body go with the flow...