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The first one is from LevyCheney1947:


To Levy:

Should Gajeel cut his hair?

Mira escorts Levy to a soundproof room.

Mira: "So, should Gajeel cut his hair?"

Levy: "Eh?! Gajeel with short hair? Wait, why are you asking me?"

Meanwhile...

The dragon slayers (who were eavesdropping): "Wait what?!"

Erza: "What's going on?" Glaring daggers at Natsu

Natsu: "Uh, Mira asked Levy if Gajeel should cut his hair..." Backs slowly away from Erza

The whole guild: "Huh?!" Looks at Gajeel

Elfman: "Cutting hair is man-Ouch!"

Evergreen: "Shut up you fool!"

Gajeel: "What the fuck?! I'm not going to cut my precious hair!"

Lucy: "Precious?" Sweatdropping

Gajeel: "Shut up, bunny girl! Don't judge!"

Natsu: Oh, short hair Gajeel would be interesting...

Gajeel: Shut up, flame brain!

Gray: That's my line!

Natsu: You wanna go? Fire Dragon's Roar!

Gajeel: Huh! That's all you can do Salamander? Watch mine! Fist of the Iron Dragon!

Lucy: Oh no...

Back to Levy and Mira...

Levy:...

Mira with a way too sweet smile: Come on Levy, or I'll tell everyone that you like someone...

Levy: I don't like Gajeel! Turns red

Mira: I never said Gajeel! You liiiiikkkkkeeee him!

Levy: Mou, Mira! Red as a tomato

Mira: So, when are you going to tell him? Go on a date with him. You too are perfect for each other...Blue-haired, red-eyed babies, black-haired, brown eye babies, so kawai!

Levy: MIRA! We're getting off topic here!

Mira: Huh? Oh, yes back to the question, but I will make you and Gajeel a couple! So, should Gajeel cut his hair? Answer or else... Ready to change into Satan Soul

Levy: Uh, no, of course not!

Mira: Why?

Levy: Well...he looks good with long hair. It's not like he's the only boy with long hair. Freed has long hair as well. Remember when Freed cut his hair? If Gajeel looked like that...Oh the horror... Thinks about Gajeel beating up everyone who laughs at his hair.

Mira: True, but it'll be so funny! Now back to you and Gajeel...

Levy: No thanks! Runs out of the room and sees a brawl

Lucy: Oh, Levy! Finally you're back! Emerging from under the bar table

Levy: What happened here?

Lucy: The dragon slayers overheard you talking with Mira about Gajeel's hair...

Levy: What else did they hear?

Lucy: Nothing else, I guess. They started fighting right afterwards. No announcement of anything else...

Levy: Thanks, I have to go! Runs out the door to hide from Mirajane

Mira: Hey, Lucy! Have you seen Levy?

Lucy: Well, she was here, but she left.

Mira: Aw, I wanted to ask about her relationship with Gajeel. Well, speaking of relationships how's yours with Natsu...

Lucy: MIRA! Runs away.


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