I don't own Naruto or Mass Effect. This is a fanfiction only.
Naruto lived through my conflicts and lived through many tragedies in his long life. The elemental nations were gone, the people he knew, loved, hated and worked with were all gone and even the land where he was born was no more. The elemental nations in time became five continents and in time they became covered by one large city.
The Immortal continued to live no matter the difficulties or the many reasons to be bitter. In time he becomes good friends with a young officer by the name of David Anderson and it was this friendship that eventually led him to join the earth alliance military.
Anderson would often ask his friend. "Naruto you are wise beyond your young appearance but tell me as my friend. What is missing in your life to make you happy?" Naruto put his empty glass on the bar and asked the bartender for another.
"what I am missing in my life Anderson it is exactly what you don't have. I need someone to love, I need someone to form a family and to motivate me to look forward to tomorrow. I need someone to motivate me in a way no friend no matter how great could. "
David saw his friend and he smiled." There are plenty of young beautiful ladies in this very bar Naruto. From the looks, they are giving you they would happily take that position in your life. So all you need to do is ask one. "
Naruto finished his drink in a single gulp." No David, that would never work out. These girls would die in less than a century. I need a woman Anderson, not some short-lived little girl. It is not like I can find a woman who can live for at least ten thousand years on earth now, is it? "
David took a sip of his tea and laughed at his friend." Even if she could live that long she would still be a kid compared to you, though. "
Naruto could only laugh because it was true." I think the horns on my head as the reason they are actually looking, though. I must look like a devil or something. Only you would drink tea in a bar David. "
Naruto got up and paid for their drinks. David only smiled and helped his friend steady his walk." Well someone has to drive us back to our base and from the looks of it. It is not going to be you. We get a court martial if you drive as drunk as a skunk as you are. "
Naruto made it back to base and that was when they heard the news. It appears they found something thanks to the prothean ruins on Mars and they actually found a way to travel to the edge of their own solar system. There they found something they never expected.
They found the relay that would open their way to the rest of the Galaxy but that was when they also found a race of canine looking people, one would almost call them the descendants of a type of wolf. The meeting was however not peaceful and thus began the first war with an alien species.
David got his wallet and handed him a fifty dollar bill to Naruto. "Fine, you were right all along. I lost the bet. Only you would know this would happen."
Naruto took the bill and placed it in his shirt pocket. "Next time trust a sage when he tells you something. I told you if humanity was to meet a new alien race the first thing they would do is fight a war against it. We don't even know why they attacked in the first place."
The first contact war that is the name the history books would call it and thanks to Naruto Anderson made the rank of Lieutenant while Naruto made the rank of Sargeant Major. It was a long and terrible time for Naruto and through many times he used his Ninja skills to great effect.
One day he decided to take his shore leave at a quaint and peaceful colony word. Humans had gone across their own solar system in less than ten years after the first contact war and in truth the cause of the war was easily explained as a misunderstanding. Naruto would never get used to someone saying that thousands of people died and the cause a mistake.
The colony was peaceful, nature and city built in perfect harmony with each other. The colony was on the planet named Elysium and he was having a great time talking and learning everything the people had accomplish in so little time. That was when they came, a fleet of pirate ships from several different systems.
The leaders of the colony outright gave up and begged the Pirates to show mercy through the communication channels. It was embarrassing to hear grown men and women beg like they were spoiled children asking for a piece of candy.
Naruto decided that enough was enough. With a few single hand sign, he made a thousand shadow Clones appear and he sent them to do what he intended. They fortified the few large enough buildings and he had all civilians moved inside while several Clones kept them calm.
He single handily defeated thousands of Pirates and kept the pirate ships occupied long enough for the earth alliance ships to arrive. Anderson and the other officers saw Naruto standing on a pile of pirate corpses looking a bit bored.
"So David what took you guys so long? Don't sweat the small stuff and relax. The people are safe and sound no casualties to report. I do hate the way the supposed colonial leaders were ready to sell out their people, and these idiots just blew up my favorite restaurant. You know how hard it is to find good Ramen these days? Idiots the whole stinking lot of them. "
Naruto walked off the pile and kicked a severed head of a pirate as he walked towards Anderson." Could be worse Naruto, they could all be guys that wanted to ask you out on a date. "
Naturo glared at him and he didn't look happy at all." Haha, very funny David and this from the guy who let his girlfriend become a teacher in a school full of biotic children out in the middle of space. Your gay jokes never were that funny you know. "
As a result, he got a shiny new trinket to pin on his formal uniform and a promotion to Commander. David got the rank of Captain for his fast response to the distress call the very same colonial leaders that begged sent when begging did not produce the desired results.
"Naruto I would like you to be my executive officer on the maiden voyage of a new spaceship. This is the first ship that was engineered with the help of three different species. It supposed to have a state of the art stealth system and all sort of goodies for us to try as we go around the Galaxy. "
Naruto decided to have a little payback for his gay comment." As long as our next missions don't end up like the time we worked with Saren, what an awful disaster that was. A refinery full of innocent people blown to hell and the Council in their divine wisdom just blames the entire thing on you. "
David was now the one glaring at Naruto." You are never going to let me forget that are you? "
Naruto walked over to his friend and commanding officer and smiled,"How about we make a deal then? You stop with the gay comments and I will not mention how you got to bend over and given the boot when you could have been the first human Spectre deal?"
David didn't like the way his friend said it but deep down he had to admit he is as right about it. "Alright, you got yourself a deal now come on we got to meet out a new crew. We are going to be practically living with them from now on. We need to at least get to know them. Who knows maybe you will finally meet that special someone."
The ship was nice, spacious and easy to get around in the only complaints he had was first the pilot with the genetic disorder that gave him rather weak bone structure and the fact that his nickname was the same as a fictional psychopath. That made Naruto more than a little nervous.
The second was the officer who for God knows did not take the hint that he was actually not gay. Navigator Presley was usually a nice enough fellow but Naruto did not even consider dating a member of his own gender. No matter how many times Presley told him the benefits of doing so.
The final thing he was not comfortable with was the Turian Spectre stalker. At least he believed this particular Turian was stalking him like a paparazzi does a movie star. He could hardly walk ten paces turn around and there he was. Nihlus or like Naruto came to call him in the time he was on the Normandy his personal shadow.
The one thing he wondered was why did Alenko spent so much time alone with Doctor Chakwas but then again it was really something that should be kept private. At least until it should start affecting ship morale.
The jump through the mass relay was shorter than he expected. "Made it through the relay distance 1,500 k." Nihlus did seem to like that for some reason.
"1500 is good, your captain will be pleased. " Nihlus left as soon as Naruto arrived.
" I hate that guy. " Joker told Alenko, and he just reminded him he gave him a compliment and so he hates him for it. Joker just remarked that zipping your pants when coming out of the john than was good. He jumped them half across the Galaxy and landed on a pin drop so that was amazing.
"I just don't like having him on board, call me paranoid. Spectres are trouble. "
Alenko decided to do just as the pilot said he should." You are paranoid. The Council helped fund this ship. They have a right to send someone to watch out for their investments. "
Joker rolled his eyes at the notion." Yeah, that is the official statement. Only an idiot believes the official statement. "
Naruto decided to get involved with this conversation." They don't send Spectres down to shake down runs. "
Joker smiled as he saw an opportunity to prove he was right." So there is more going on than meets the eye. "
That was when the ship intercom turned on and the voice of the captain was heard." Joker, status report. I want us to link to a com relay and reports sent to alliance command. "
Joker decided to answer this as professional as possible." Connected and reports sent skipper. You better watch out sir, Nihlus was headed your way. "
" He is already here Lieutenant, tell Commander Uzumaki to report to the come for a debriefing."
He turned around to see Naruto leave and say something that made them all worried. "He sounds mad, something must have gone wrong with the mission."
Joker commented the Capitan always sounds mad when he speaks with him. Alenko joked saying that he wondered why that could be?
He didn't like one bit the gung-ho attitude of Jenkins but even he understood where he was coming from. He just wanted to make a name for himself and maybe climb the ranks to an officer rank before he was unable to eat solid food. He told him he would not let his glory seeking to endanger the team. Make one foul up and he was off to guarding the mess hall till further notice.
He walked into the com room finding Nihlus instead of David. "A Commander Uzumaki it's good that you got here the first time will give a chance to talk."
Naruto was suspicious and asked what about? Nihlus said for one the world they were heading to. "This Eden Prime is supposed to be beautiful, serene, a paradise by most standards. But how safe is it really?"
"Stop jumping around the pink elephant and say what you are going to say. "
" This universe is a dangerous place, Naruto is the alliance really ready for this? " Nihlus was interrupted by the arrival of David.
" This is far more than a simple shakedown run, we are making a covert pick up on Eden Prime. They discovered a Beacon and it appears to be prothean. "
Naruto said that was insane, the protheans vanished fifty thousand years ago. Even he didn't ever actually meet one himself. Nihlus was caught by surprise by this statement.
" What I say remains secret. Naruto is actually a lot older than he looks. When he said he never met a prothean that is because he was alive fifty thousand years ago and long before humanity learned to fly. "
Nihlus didn't believe it and decided to make fun of the idea." Next thing you are going to tell me he is the sage of the six paths just like that vid kids loves so much. "
