A/N: Rights go to Angie Sage, because if they didn't Sam and Wolf-Boy-turned-Marwick would've been married long before Fyre, which is just flat-out WEIRD.
On a different note, this isn't the best story; something a LOT of different people wrote with me, then sloppily edited together (By me, of course) after they picked their favorites. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Simple. But we thought it was funny, even though one or two might not make sense unless you know what we're talking about. (We've got some really bad Good Charlotte humor somewhere in here, for example.)
So read, do a backflip, eat a lemon, whatever. Review at the end and if you want to add a suggestion or question for 'Aunt Nicky' in the review section. Hugs! :D
If one of these offends you or whatever, PM me and I'll edit it out.

Dear Aunt Nicky,

I was watching Disney™'s How to Train Your Dragon last night when I realized that all the information about dragon-training is faulty! It really bothered me because I don't want my dragon to get the wrong ideas; what should I do to change it?

-Septimus Heap

Dear S. Heap:

Watch it in 3D. It's hard to remember the information is wrong when you can swear that Toothless is sitting in your lap!


Aunt Nicky,

My mother-in-law has come to visit for a week and carries an awful duck…in a bag. How can I say politely that it's dumb?

-Lucy No-Bag

Lucy No-Bag (Interesting pen-name, by the way):

A duck in a bag? That's pretty stupid, like you've said. Try to politely suggest something more fashionable, like a cart or even a duck purse. It will go with everything and look a lot less embarrassing. And if that doesn't work, make a new recipe that calls for duck meat. (Stew sounds good)


Hi, Aunt Nicky:

My girlfriend doesn't like that I still play with my mega-set of Action-Adventures Super Battle trading cards. What should I do?

-Girlfriend Drama

Girlfriend Drama;

How do you have a girlfriend in the first place if you play with Action-Adventures Super Battle Training cards?

(If she actually IS real and is still bothered that you use them, than do yourself a favor like you should've done in second grade and stop playing.)


Aunt Nicky;

What do you think guys find attractive?

-A scribe in need of a boyfriend

Dear ASINOAB,

Women.

Oh, and food. Women and food.


Hello, Aunt Nicky.

So, my daughter is obsessed with that band, Good Charlotte. And she tells me all the time that she loves them and she's marrying the lead singers (yes, both) Joel and Benji Madden. What should I do to convince her she's delirious?

-Bad Charlotte

Bad Charlotte;

Throw your hands up, start dancing, and sing 'I Don't Want To Be in Love.' If she doesn't get the hint by then, just kick her out.


A/N: So that was our sample page. If you liked it, gimme a review and a virtual high-five (Because if you knew where I live that would be CREEPY.) If you want more, just say the word and we'll have it. Loves.