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I hope people like this because it's fun to write Naruto fanfics. :)

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"Today, we will be learning about the wonders of life." Said , Konoha High's infamous biology teacher. Doctor Orochimaru, he had a murky background and wasn't to be trusted, yet the school kept him as a teacher because of his outstanding credentials. Orochimaru turned to the large chalkboard and began scrawling a diagram of famous experiments, most of them had to deal with mutation. Sakura had printed the notes off of his website beforehand. She was only here because the school forced to 'participate' in his before school lecture. The only people who attended the extra lectures were either his 'lackey' students, or the ones who repeatedly skipped his class and were forced to come.

One of the older students raised his hand and began talking. He was wearing the signature jacket which belonged to the school's famous 'gang' of jocks. "Doctor Orochimaru, can you please explain the second chart you drew?"

"Of course, Deidara." Said Orochimaru with a snakish grin. "But only if you promise to stop skipping my classes. I am a certified PhD, you could learn a lot from these lectures."

Everyone knows that he's a quack, why even bother calling him 'Doctor'.

Sakura rolled her eyes and hunched over her desk. The clock on her phone slowly ticked by, it was exactly seven, real class doesn't start until 8:15. There was more than an hour left for her to do nothing but sit here and try to waste time. She was forced to listen to this pointless lecture because she had been sick all of last week. In that time that she was absent, she copied down all of the notes and completed the assignments, getting A's of course. But what really bothered her, was that Orochimaru's before school lectures never related to the actual contant they were learning in biology. The morning ones always managed to be sick and twisted, lots of mutation and human experimentation.

She stared at the clock at her phone, a small part inside her wished it would make the time pass faster. The screen flashed, two new text messages came in. Sakura clicked open on the very first one, it was from Karin.

[Message 1- Karin: Volleyball, you interested? I hear you've got game.]

Sakura almost dropped her phone, since when did Karin want anything to do with her that wasn't centered around bullying? Karin was a senior this year, head of the volley ball team, Oro's Student assistant, and popular enough to have new rumors being spread about her everyday. Sakura slowly texted her back, way did she think that she was good at volleyball?

[To Karin- Sakura: Since when am I good enough at volleyball for your standards?]

A smirk slid across Sakura's face once the message was sent. In her mind, it was the perfect reply. On to the next text.

[Message 2- Sasuke: Hey Sexy babe, let me kiss you giant seductive foreheadufosdbjaiwylo;cnsdfgtrerewsd]

Sakura's face reddened. Sasuke never texted her, let alone called her 'sexy' and 'seductive'...

"Narutoooo..."

Sakura cracked her knuckles, suddenly realizing who was behind the message.

[To Sasuke- Sakura: I give you permission to kill Naruto.]

Sakura quickly typed up a new text to Naruto. She swore that it could be eligible to win a place in the world record book for the fastest text.

[To Naruto, From Sakura: BAKKKAAAA!]

Sakura turned off the screen of her phone and pounded her fist on the desk. Naruto will NEVER grow up, will he? She thought. He's been like this even since she met him in Elementary school. If his jokester behavior has thrived this long, it doesn't seem like he'll be giving it up any time soon.

"Miss Haruno, I see that you aren't paying attention in my class." Said Orochimaru, his voice sound like the slither of a snake. "Why don't you come up from and help me with a certain... demonstration."

The color drained from Sakura's face. She slowly stood up and walked to the front of the class, careful not to look anyone in the eye. This was not only embarrassing for her, but also frightening. She took her place, standing next to Orochimaru. He patted her head in mocking praise then motioned for her to sit down in the chair in front of him. Sakura timidly obeyed, her eyes focusing on the floor beneath her.

"If you were listening to my lecture, you will know what is about to happen to Miss Haruno." Orochimaru pulled a ruler out from him desk. "Arms out, palms up." He said. Sakura winced, knowing what was in store for her. Naruto have often complained about being the subject in this 'experiment'. She reluctantly put her arms out. "Now class, write down what is happening to Sakura's body as I-" He whacked Sakura's right wrist with the ruler, making her let out a squeal of pain. "Sakura, show the class your wrist."

Sakura turned her wrist to the class which was now bright red in color, a few kids in the front snickered. The rest were on their phones and too 'busy' to care. Her face turned an even deeper shade of crimson. Orochimaru couldn't abuse his authority to humiliate her in front of the class, that would be just wrong. She turned to the man, he still had a twisted grin upon his face.

"Now for the next demonstration, Sakur-"

"That's it. I'm done." Sakura pulled her sweatshirt sleeve over the injured skin and walked out of the classroom, leaving her backpack on the desk. She could hear annoyed and angry shouts escaping from Orochimaru's class room behind her, there was no turning back now.

Once she was several hallways away from the horrid classroom, Sakura's phone blinked again.

[New Message- Ino: 10-10 in c-crash. She in hopstial. No vb 4 her.]

Sakura stared blankly down at the message. Ino can be illiterate when it comes to texting. After a minute of scrutinizing the sentence Sakura deciphered the message. "Ten-Ten in car crash. She in hospital. No volleyball for her."

Sakura slammed her fist against a nearby locker. Ten-ten's older boyfriend drove her to school every morning. He was Hinata's cousin but Sakura never trusted the jerk, she always had a bad feeling about him.

[To Ino- Sakura: I blame Neji. That... arg. ]

She checked the clock, it was only 7:10. There was still time to book it to the hospital before school started. She ran down the long hallways and out the entrance doors. It was less than a minute before she got into the school parking lot. Sakura ran to her car only to find that she left her keys inside her backpack, which was sitting inOrochimaru's classroom. She murmured a curse and scanned the lot for someone who could help her. A black car pulled up next to hers, the driver was none other than Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto was sprawled out on the back seat with a giant bump on his head. Sakura assumed that it was his punishment for sending her the stupid text.

"Uchiha!" Sakura said, tapping on the glass window. Sasuke nonchalantly turned his head in her direction and unrolled their barrier.

"Yes?" He asked.

"Check your phone."

Sasuke rolled his eyes but took his phone out of his pocket and read through the text that Ino forwarded to the whole school. He was able to decipher it in no less than a second. "I'm assuming that you need a ride?" He asked, his expression not changing even after hearing the news. Sakura eagerly nodded, praying that he would give into her. He shrugged and motioned for her to take a seat next to him.

Just as she sat down, Naruto jolted upright and grabbed her by the shoulders. "WAIT SAKURA! ... I sorta spilled my morning ramen on that seat." He scratched his head with a dorky smile on his face, that did nothing to lesson Sakura's anger.

"BAKA!" She hit Naruto on the head with her fist, doubling the size of his bump. This is going to be one long car ride...