Authors note. This was just a little mess around, I was pretty high when I wrote this. So it's not to be taken too seriously, just thought it would be a laugh. This is loosely based in season 2, some events don't exactly match up, Jenny still doesn't know about the letter and Nate still thinks she ignored it. Jake is O/C. No beta, all mistakes are mine. Au bitchesssssss.
Adventure one.
"Damn it." Jenny huffed as she shoved her cell phone back into her pocket and rested her head against wall outside of her school.
"Good morning, Jennifer." Chuck smirked and nodded. "Lover boy not answering the phone?" He said as he gestured to her pocket.
"Hey Chuck." Jenny smiled greeting her close friend. Although she wasn't quite sure how they became so close, they both confided in each other a lot and occasionally hung out. "It's not Jake, it's my guy." Jenny widened her eyes and added more emphasis on the word 'guy', talking about her dealer.
"Ah." Chuck nodded, he and Jenny often got high together when neither of them had anything better to do. "Running out of weed are we?"
"Yeah. Know where I can get some?" She asked, of course he knew someone.
"Have you tried Nathaniel?" Chuck asked.
"Nate?" Jenny laughed.
"Yes. What's funny?" Chuck cocked a brow.
"Since when did he start selling weed? Jenny asked, turning more serious.
"Only recently, seeing as he's still trying to repair the damages his father left him with." Chuck joined her leaning against the wall.
"Oh, right." Jenny nodded understandingly. She and Nate hadn't spoken much since he came back from the Hampton's, he just left without even trying to contact her, which bummed her out. When he came back he got back with Vanessa, not giving Jenny a chance to speak with him. That had been a few months back now and she was back in school. They smiled and made small talk when they were together because they all shared the same group of friends, but they never spoke about what happened between them. Jenny was still completely oblivious to the fact he had written her a letter.
"Would you like to get some for you, or can you manage it yourself?" Chuck asked, understanding that she and Nate weren't exactly the closest of friends.
"Nah it's cool, I'll catch up with him at lunch or something." Jenny said, she couldn't avoid him forever. She was totally over him now anyway, she had Jake and he had Vanessa. They were good friends before they kissed, what was stopping them from being friends again?
"Nate!" Jenny called as she ran towards him.
"Oh, hey Jenny." Nate smiled awkwardly.
"Hey. Can I talk to you?" She gave a shy smile.
"Sure. What's up?" Nate continued walking with Jenny beside him.
"So I hear that your, you know..." She lowered her voice to a husky whisper. "...dealing?" They both cautiously looked around them.
"Yeah." Nate pursed his lips together and nodded.
"Got anything I can buy?" Jenny smirked.
"I didn't know you smoked?" Nate chuckled.
"You don't brag about selling, I don't brag about smoking." Jenny laughed.
"True." Nate laughed. They came to a stop at the top of the steps where Blair and her groupies usually sat. "So what you after?"
"What you got?" She asked.
"White Widow, Bubblegum Kush, Silver Haze...oh!" Nate exclaimed lowering his voice. "I just got some 'Special Queen' imported in. It's awesome, I recommend it." Nate smirked.
"Special Queen it is then." Jenny laughed.
"Great choice. I don't bring that stuff to school with me, that's mainly for me but it's totally cool if you want some. I can bring it to you or you can come get it from me after school?" Nate said.
"I can stop by your place, my dad's gonna be home so it'll be awkward if you show up like 'oh hey Rufus, I'm just here to sell Jenny some weed'." Jenny laughed uncontrollably.
"Hey, maybe he wants some. Those band guys are pretty hardcore." Nate smirked suggestively and shrugged his shoulders before laughing along with Jenny.
"So, yours it is then?" She asked, after catching her breath.
"Okay sure. You still have my number?" Nate asked, Jenny bit her lip awkwardly.
"No, uh...new phone, same number though." She said awkwardly, not wanting him to know she deleted his number as soon as she found out he was back with Vanessa.
"I still have yours..." Nate pulled out his phone and after a minute Jenny's phone rang.
"And now I have yours." Jenny smiled.
"What time should I come?" Jenny asked.
"Three thirty good?" Nate asked.
"We finish school at 3, by the time I get to Brooklyn and then go to yours It'll be like, four." Jenny laughed.
"Why don't you just come with me after school?" Nate asked.
"Makes sense." Jenny agreed, before Vanessa approached, pulling Nate in for a long, rough kiss.
"Oh Jenny. Didn't notice you there." Vanessa said condescendingly.
"I'm sure you didn't." Jenny pursed her lips and nodded sarcastically.
"What were you talking about?" Vanessa asked nosily.
"Maths." Jenny said.
"Exams." Nate said at exactly the same time as Jenny.
"Maths...exams." Jenny amended, looking wide eyed at Nate.
"Uh...yeah. The ones we have coming up." Nate lied, keeping a cool exterior. Jenny just smirked at Nate and he smiled shyly causing Vanessa to glare at Jenny. If looks could kill, Jenny thought. She'd noticed that Vanessa showed up at school every lunch time to check in on Nate lately, she and Vanessa were still on bad terms.
"Later, Nate." Jenny smiled, causing Vanessa to scoff.
"Bye." He smiled back.
"Oh actually Jenny, Dan's invited me over for dinner tonight. Nate and I had plans so I guess he's coming too." Vanessa said, wrapping a possessive arm around Nate's waist smirking, causing him to shift uncomfortably.
"I have plans with Jake, so I won't be there. But enjoy." Jenny lied, not wanting Vanessa to know she was actually meeting Nate. Jenny was no longer phased by Vanessa's stupid attempts at making her jealous, she was over it but she just hated Vanessa for going behind her back and constantly rubbing it in.
"About that, I can't make it. I have other plans..." Nate tried to quickly think of an excuse, "My mom." Nate nodded. "I'm visiting my Dad in jail with my mom."
"Can I come?" Vanessa asked attempting to seem sweet, but only making herself look clingy, Jenny bit her lip to hold back the laughter.
"No, family stuff. Sorry." Nate offered a polite yet nervous smile.
"It's cool, I understand babe." Nate couldn't help but cringe a little, did she really just call him babe?
"Later, babe." Jenny laughed before walking away.
"God she's so annoying." Vanessa said in utter disgust.
"Come on, she's my friend." Nate said, trying to defend Jenny. He took a second to think about their conversation and how they seemed as though they were on the road to friendship.
"You don't need to be friends with her, you have me." Vanessa said stubbornly. Why was she suddenly being so possessive and clingy?
"Whatever, I have to get back to class." And with that Nate shook his head and turned quickly on his heels. Since they'd gotten back together, things hadn't been the same. She wasn't as cool as she acted, he'd been noticing some big changes in her, and not for the better.
Nate pulled out his phone and propped his book on 'Of Mice and Men' up in front of him and pretended to read as he began texting.
N: Meet me at the gates after class and we'll go :)
He flicked through his contacts and sent it to Jenny, wondering if the smiley face was too much.
J: Cool. :)
She put one back, guess it wasn't that bad then. He was kind of happy that they were building their friendship up again, even after she totally ignored his letter, he guessed it would be better if he didn't mention it. It took them three whole months to even say hello to each other, now five months after the incident, he'd rather not dig up the past and ruin their friendship again.
Jenny sniggered at the smiley face at the end of his text, but she put one back anyway. She was happy that they were re-building their friendship, even though he totally blew her off, she thought it would be best to get over it and leave it in the past, where it belongs.
"Hey." Nate smiled as he approached Jenny, who stood waiting for him.
"Hey." She smiled back.
"I am so ready to get stoned right now." Nate chuckled as he rubbed his hands together.
"So am I." Jenny shook her head and laughed. "This places bores me to death, I'm surprised I lasted a whole day with only one joint."
"I know the feeling." Nate laughed.
"Won't your mom like, kill you if she found out you were selling weed?" Jenny asked, curiously.
"She always stays in the Hampton's so she's never home. It's usually just me, plus I'm not like a hardcore dealer. I only sell to friends, mainly Chuck, and a few other people. Nothing serious, just some extra cash." Nate informed her as they got into a taxi and made their way to his house. While in the Taxi they made small talk about their friends and school.
"Thanks man." Nate smiled handing the taxi driver some cash before he and Jenny got out of the taxi.
"I could give you some money..." Jenny said before being cut off by Nate's laughter.
"Jenny I have money again, you know? Our bank accounts are no longer frozen over." Nate laughed.
"I was only being polite." Jenny raised her hands in mock surrender laughing. They went to his house and straight to his room.
"How much do you want?" Nate asked.
"An ounce." Jenny said, Nate weighed out the weed and put it into a druggie bag, the extra amount he added didn't go un-noticed. Jenny handed him the cash.
"Thanks." She smiled, throwing her back pack over her shoulder and she turned away to leave.
"You're not gonna stay and smoke with me? C'mon." Nate laughed. Not quite ready to say goodbye just yet. He forgot how nice it was to hang out with her.
"Okay, fine." Jenny laughed, she was hoping he'd ask her to stay, she was enjoying hanging out with him. She began rolling a joint as did Nate.
"Rolled up?" Nate asked.
"Yeah, we going outside to smoke?" Jenny asked.
"Nah, we'll stay here. Could you crack open the window?" Nate asked as he finished rolling his own spliff. Jenny did before taking a seat and Nate pulled out an ashtray. They both smirked before lighting up their joints.
"Oh shit." Jenny coughed exhaling the smoke,
"I coughed the first time too. Good, right?" Nate smirked.
"Yeah." Jenny nodded.
"So, tell me about your boyfriend, what his name again?" Nate said.
"Jake." Jenny smiled. "He has ash-blonde hair, and awesome jaw line, he's British and he has blue eyes."
"That's a description of him." Nate laughed. "I mean, what's he like."
"Oh." Jenny laughed. "He's a really cool guy, he plays guitar. He's your age, 17. He goes to Dalton academy, he's smart, he's funny..." Jenny trailed off thinking about Jake in a stoned haze, he really was perfect. He even taught her how to play guitar.
"He seems pretty cool." Nate smiled, happy for Jenny but felt a strange pang in his stomach when he saw the content smile on her face as she spoke fondly of Jake.
"But he's not around much. I mean, when he is he makes up for it but his hearts set on Yale so he's always studying and stuff." Jenny informed Nate, trusting him.
"Hey at least he's got ambition." Nate nodded thoughtfully, at least he wasn't some jerk with no ambition and a motorcycle.
"Yeah." Jenny smiled.
"So hows everything with Vanessa?" Jenny asked.
"Good, I guess." Nate furrowed his brow in confusement as he took a long drag on his joint.
"You guess?" Jenny asked, doing the same.
"Well..." Nate began.
"No, wait." Jenny said, cutting Nate off. He looked at her confused. "She's starting to become a little, possessive? Clingy? Get's mad when you hand with other people without her, always calling, texting..." At that exact moment Nate's phone went off. He looked at the screen and laughed loudly turning it so Jenny could see.
Vanessa Calling
Jenny laughed when she looked at the screen.
"It's like you've dated her yourself." Nate smirked.
"Dan did actually, so yeah I basically did." Jenny laughed, Nate laughed with her. About twenty minutes passed and the pair were laughing for no reason at all.
"What's so funny?" Nate laughed, clutching his stomach.
"I don't know." Jenny laughed harder, it took another ten minutes but they managed to calm themselves down. "You know, I have this theory..." Jenny began, and Nate burst out laughing. "No, no, just listen. Imagine, that Toy Story was real." Jenny began laughing hysterically.
"Follow me." Nate laughed, he tip toed so Jenny done the same. They came to a stop at the last door in the long corridor of the upstairs of Nate's huge home. Nate slowly pushed open the door and his mother had a whole bunch on China dolls on a shelf.
"They're creepy as fuck!" Jenny pulled a face of disgust. Nate got down on all fours behind the bed and Jenny did the same.
"What if they're alive? They could be watching us." Nate whispered seriously.
"Oh my god, they could want to kill us." Jenny whispered back, wide eyed, causing Nate's eyes to widen as a panic look overcame his handsome features. She peered up over to bed to the shelf and Nate done the same. They both just stared.
"That one moved!" Nate shouted jokingly, but he actually he actually freaked himself out, so he got up and ran out. Jenny screamed and began laughing nervously and ran after him. Once they were in the safety of Nate's room he locked the door.
"Should we go out and get some food? I'm starved and those dolls are fucking scary." Jenny laughed.
"Yeah." Nate nodded wide eyed, still a little freaked out. Jenny grabbed her weed and put it in her bag and zipped it up.
"Ready?" She asked.
"One second, I wanna change out my uniform." Nate said, pulling his shirt off. Jenny quickly admired his body as he began talking his trousers off.
"Been working out, Nate?" She smirked.
"Yeah, gotta keep myself buff for the ladies." Nate joked, laughing.
"Yeah yeah." Jenny laughed. "Hey you got a shirt I can wear?" She asked, she was wearing leggings, vans and a school shirt. She could change the shirt and she wouldn't have to walk around in her uniform.
"Sure." Nate turned and began rummaging through his wardrobe, so Jenny plopped herself in front of his mirror and took her pony tail down, her long blonde hair hung to the small of her back and she began applying some more eye-liner so her eyes wouldn't look so glazed.
"Here." Nate called, throwing her a white Hollister top that was far too big for her.
"Thanks." She smiled, she turned around, unbuttoned her shirt and quickly put it on. It hung to the middle of her bum and slightly hung from her left shoulder. She shoved her eye liner and school shirt in her bag when she was dressed.
"You see when I wear that shirt, I prefer to roll it up to show my belly button. I get all the guys when I wear it." Nate smirked, she looked at him before they both burst out laughing.
"You're just such a babe magnet." Jenny said sarcastically.
Nate pretended to flip his hair and strutted around his room before coming to a stop and striking a pose. "I know right, don't you forget it girl! Lock up your boyfriends ladies, Nate's on the prowl." He said in the most feminine voice he could muster, causing Jenny to laugh in hysterics.
"Get dressed." She teased, they both laughed for a bit longer before he actually made an effort to get dressed. He simply dressed in dark skinny jeans with a white Hollister top. "Twins." Jenny laughed, their shirts were similar.
"Looks better on me, sorry not sorry." Nate smirked, earning a playful slap from Jenny. He grabbed two pre rolled joints and placed one carefully in his pocket and lit one up.
"Hey you could of told me you were having another, I would of made one." Jenny pouted playfully.
"We'll share this one, next ones on you." Nate smirked, taking another drag before passing it to Jenny. It wasn't long before the pair were finished. Nate went to the kitchen and grabbed them both a can of Dr Pepper before they left. Jenny closed the door behind her. She and Nate just laughed at each other before they aimlessly walked the busy streets of New York. It was obvious they were high, they both had major red eye and they smelled of weed.
"You're so high right now." Jenny laughed as people pushed passed the pair who were walking very slowly.
"So are you." Nate looked down at her and laughed. "You ever been in there?" He pointed to a little diner.
"No." Jenny said. "It looks so cosy."
"We should go in there. It's so close and I'm so hungrrrrry." Nate laughed after dragging the word out to emphasise his hunger.
"Me too." Jenny laughed as well, they walked into the diner and took a seat and began inspecting the menu's. They both ordered a bacon, double cheeseburger each with all an extra side of fries, toppings along with two large cokes. They both waited impatiently until the the food arrived to their table, as soon as the woman placed the plates down they both stared at the food in amazement before tucking in. It was devoured within 10 minutes.
"I'm stuffed." Jenny let out a huff before pushing the empty plate aside.
"Same. Never knew you could eat like that." Nate teased, Jenny smirked.
"The munchies help me beat anorexia." She said before chuckling softly.
"Really?" Nate cocked a brow.
"Yeah. When my whole clothing line got flushed down the toilet and I pushed my friends and family away I got pretty depressed and lost a lot of weight so Dan suggested Marijuana." Jenny told him.
"Woah, Dan?" Nate said shocked. He vaguely wondered if that was why she didn't reply to his letter but decided to let it go.
"Yeah he's not the good boy everyone thinks he is." She laughed.
"I always knew there was a bad boy underneath his goody two shoes façade." Nate smiled back.
"So how many missed calls and texts you have from Vanessa now?" Jenny asked, changing the subject.
Nate laughed and pulled out his phone, his eyes widened before he laughed, sliding his phone over to Jenny, she looked and left out a whistle.
"Only 24 missed calls and 18 texts? You got it pretty easy." Jenny joked.
"She's gonna kill me." Nate shook his head, the waitress picked up both of the empty plates and looked shocked.
"Can I get you anything else?" She asked rudely.
"Just the cheque." Jenny smiled politely.
"You seriously didn't eat this all did you?" She asked Jenny with a look of disgust.
"Excuse me?" Nate said in a strong, defensive tone.
"What?" The waitress asked, clearly she was unaware she was being rude as hell.
"Lady, the cheque. Now?" Jenny snapped.
"Fucking stoners." The woman huffed before walking away.
"What a bitch!" Jenny said in shock.
"Oh, feisty one you are.." Nate said in his best Yoda impression, smirking proudly when he thought it sounded pretty good. He'd re-watched that episode of the British version of the Inbetweeners, he preferred it much better than their version. Jenny laughed and shook her head.
"What an old, miserable bitch." Jenny laughed and snorted at the same time, causing Nate to laugh with her. The woman threw the cheque down at the table before walking off. Nate put the money in the cheque book and left her with only a $1 tip. Usually, he was big on tips but the woman was just plain rude.
"A $1 tip was harsher than no tip." Jenny giggled as they left.
"Yeah." Nate chuckled. "So what do you wanna do?"
"I don't know." Jenny said, still in a stoned haze.
"Wanna go to central park?" Nate asked.
"Sure." Jenny smiled.
"Anywhere beats being at my place with those creepy dolls." Nate shuddered before they both burst out in hysterics. Both teenagers completely oblivious to the short, chubby girl taking a picture before she ran away. As they entered Central Park, they sat down on the bench and just enjoyed the quite.
"That midget is staring at us!" Nate said in what he thought was a whisper, but it was pretty loud.
"Look at it's little midget hands!" Jenny laughed in hysterics.
"Let's take a picture of the midget." Nate said, before quickly pulling his phone out and snapping a picture. He and Jenny laughed at the tiny, chubby person.
"Hey little midget!" Jenny shouted.
"Excuse me! Rude much!" A tall, thin woman appeared, grabbing the midgets hand. "She's 7 years old!" The woman snapped harshly before walking away.
"That was a child?" Nate laughed. "It looked like an Umpa Loompa." This caused Jenny to clutch her stomach and laugh. Another twenty minutes went by and they just continued to laugh about the small midget-child before they eventually calmed down and sat in a comfortable silence. That's when their phones went off at the same time, which usually meant one thing.
"Gossip Girl?" Nate said.
"Probably." They both read.
Game of piggy in the middle, anyone? Looks like Little J and N are making up for lost time. I wonder what N's girlfriend think of this little...soiree? The pair look a little too close for comfort, keep an eye on N, V, it's only a matter of time before Little J snatches him back. Board up your windows and grab some supplies - I can feel a storm coming, hopefully sooner than later. XOXO GOSSIP GIRL.
"Shit." Nate laughed, since He and Vanessa had been exclusive she was always checking up on Gossip Girl, she was bound to know about it by now.
"Yeah." Jenny laughed as well. They probably shouldn't be laughing but they were way too stoned to care.
"Vanessa's calling." Nate laughed.
"Stop laughing and answer." Jenny said giggling, trying to control herself.
"Really?" He asked.
"Yeah." She smirked.
"Okay." He took a deep breath and answered the phone. "Uh...hey Vanessa."
Jenny began giggling, Nate placed a hand over her mouth and tried not to laugh, it really took all he could to not just burst out laughing.
"Nate! What the fuck are you doing with Jenny? She's a little bitch! I've warned you Nate!" Vanessa roared down the phone.
"That's my little sister!" Nate heard Dan shout.
"Shut up Dan! Fuck you, Nate, you better bring that little bitch home and pick me up, now!" Vanessa shouted.
Nate just laughed even harder, what had came over him?
"Hey, miss buzz-kill. Chill out, we're on our way." Nate laughed, not even bothering to hold it in any longer. He hung up the phone. "Come on Jenny, let's go to your place."
"Okay." Jenny laughed. She, Rufus and Dan moved in Lily shorty after they got back together and as much as Vanessa claimed to 'hate' pretty much everyone and everything in the UES she sure had been hanging around there a lot lately. Jenny hated it so much, Vanessa hated her guts and she was always there in Jenny's home, causing trouble between Serena and Dan. Lily and Rufus said marriage was out of the question for a long time so it wasn't too weird that they were together. Jenny often stayed at their old place though, her dad bought it out and kept it as a back up plan if anything ever went wrong but Jenny used it as an escape sometimes when she needed to do homework or just to be alone.
"Taxi!" Nate called and the taxi stopped right in front of them at the entrance of Central Park. They got in, said their destination and they set off. When they pulled in outside of Jenny's house, Dan jumped into the Taxi with them.
"Hey. To 445 Water Street, Brooklyn please. And step on it." Dan instructed quickly.
"You know this man?" The old, fat man said in a strong accent. Clearly from Brooklyn.
"Yeah." Nate and Jenny said in union.
"Okay." The man grunted before peeling away from the side walk and driving even faster than before.
"What's up?" Jenny asked.
"Vanessa's having one of her infamous hissy fits and you know what she gets like. She's been so on edge lately, she's going crazy. I locked your bedroom door and mine before making an escape down the fire exit. Wouldn't of been long before she'd realised I've left." Dan shook his head chuckling.
"She's mad, huh?" Nate said sheepishly.
"Yeah, I'd say mad's an understatement." Dan said before chuckling again, remember the furious rage he left Vanessa in. Once they were safely in the apartment they all went round closing the blinds, locking the windows and the front door, just in case she showed up.
"Door locked?" Dan asked.
"Yeah, and dead-bolted. I triple checked." Jenny said. "Windows?"
"Done, and also, triple checked." Dan said. "Blinds?"
"Done, I couldn't really triple check but they're all definitely closed." Nate laughed.
"Looks like we're spending the night here." Dan laughed, it was a Friday anyway so Jenny and Dan would of usually stayed here.
"I have video games." Dan suggested.
"I still have some movies here, don't I?" Nate asked.
"Yeah." Dan nodded pointing at him, remembering his friend left some behind when he was staying here. It didn't take them long before they became close friends again. "We're also stocked up on food, I went shopping during the week."
"Cool." Jenny smirked.
"So, I can cook." Dan smiled.
"I can pick a movie, I'm good at that. It's just this awesome talent I have." Nate said jokingly causing the siblings to laugh.
"And I have weed. Loads of it, still got my stash in my room." Jenny smirked, Nate quickly looked over at Dan and cautiously inspected his facial features. To Nate's surprise, he was smirking.
"I guess I could let loose for one night." Dan smirked.
"One night? You mean every single weekend?" Jenny teased.
"Awesome." Nate laughed.
They spent the evening lounging around, watching movies, getting high and eating. It was so nice to finally all be real friends again. Everyone put Vanessa at the back of their minds and just enjoyed themselves.
