A/N: A weird one shot I came up with…You all know Diamond the Wolf, right? The silver/grey/white Chaos Emerald?
Diamond's PoV
It was a clear moonlit night in the streets of Station Square. I was walking out of a clothing store empty-handed, because the dress I wanted to buy was sold. Darn!
I heard footsteps behind me. I gasped inwardly, and turned into my white/grey/silver Chaos Emerald form for safety. I dropped to the floor with a clink. The footsteps got louder, but they suddenly stopped.
"Well, if it isn't my lucky day! A Chaos Emerald in the middle of the sidewalk…You know what they say, 'Finders keepers, loser's weepers'!" a sultry feminine voice purred.
The woman who spoke up was an ivory Bat with…very…sexually appealing clothes…Awkward…She had a black skintight jumpsuit, white gloves with pink cuffs, white heeled boots with a pink heart at the tips, and…a pink heart for a bra…Weird…She had cyan eyes, white fur, tan muzzle and arms, black wings on her back, and had blue eyeshadow.
"Well if nobody's around, I might as well take it!" she chirped.
Wait a minute! Say what? She picked me up, spun my sharp end on her index finger for a while, and chuckled to herself before walking off with me in her hand.
Great…That's fan-fucking-tastic! I turn back into my Chaos Emerald form, and now I'm being put in some bat girl's little gem collection! I angrily thought.
I flashed repeatedly in anger, but the bat girl took it the wrong way.
"Well someone's excited…Almost as if you wanted me to steal you…" she snickered.
The hell? No! I wanna get out of your grip! LET ME GO! I thought in fury.
I wiggled out of the bat girl's grip, and flew out of her hand. I started floating away, but the bat girl noticed.
"What the? Hey! Get back here! You're not getting away from me that easily! I'm Rouge the Bat, world's famous treasure hunter!" she yelled in determination.
Rouge…What a strange name…I mused.
I took off like a silver lighting bolt, but Rouge gave chase.
So, you wanna race? Alright! Special Stage time! I snickered my thought.
I flashed brightly, and sent Rouge to a Special Stage…The tube ones! Filled with bombs, electric walls, and other deadly crap that will allow instant failure! I flew away at extreme speed, and Rouge flew after me, avoiding the bombs and electric walls.
Geez…She must be determined to catch me! Ain't gonna happen! I taunted in my head.
I flew faster to the exit, and Rouge was getting tired. I took off at full speed, and made it my way out. I sent Rouge back, and I went out of sight. Rouge gave a scream of frustration, and started stomping the ground in fury.
I teleported back to the castle, and turned into my Mobian Wolf form. I was at the Grand Staircase, so I jumped on the nearby spring, flew up to the top, went in my room, hopped onto my bed, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.
The next morning, I went to get breakfast down in the kitchen. I saw Ruby eating a bagel, and reading a newspaper.
"Hey! Look at the front page! 'Rouge the Bat goes insane after seeing a white Chaos Emerald'…'Local residents of Station Square saw the government agent go ballistic after holding the white Chaos Emerald'…Diamond, what did you do?" Ruby asked me after reading an excerpt from the newspaper.
"I didn't do anything! Honest! Well, you could say that it was…a theft gone wrong…" I snickered.
A/N: Okay...I've lost my touch for this...Not something you'd expect from me, but I'm just having an off day...
