Disclaimer: yada yada blah blah not the series author.
AN: back baby! Look at it as pointing out all the things that went wrong for fun, not trying to bash endlessly. (Though bashing makes me giggle.)
100 THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE CLIQUE,
1 - 10
1: Apparently, it is perfectly legal and not disgusting for fifteen-year-olds to date twelve-year-olds, and it's also perfectly fine when the boy is sixteen. (Chris Abeley and Harris Fisher are child molestors. Don't double-click that MySpace 'H.Fishroxursox'.)
2: If you were to get expelled, and tell your parents that a trip to California without adult supervision is 'educational', they will let you go anyway. (As long as it's for your edumacation!)
3: People randomly disappear of the face of the earth, and nobody will ever stop and think 'hey, what happened to that person?'. (Has anyone seen this gorrilla? Known as Vader?)
4: Nervousity about ruling your school is a perfect excuse for not eating full meals. (Massie never eats. Ever.)
5: You will not care when you hear the thirteen-year-old 'alpha' (even the twelve-year-old one was supposedly uncontested) could've been in your boyfriend's bedroom. (Honestly, where was the freak-out?)
6: Just because you wear Keds to a rich neighborhood, not one kid will be nice enough to smile in your direction. (Come on.)
7: The series is completely, one-hundred percent based off of the author's MTV experiences. Apparently, there are no people of color working at MTV. (Bull!)
8: If you boss everyone around, and call ninety percent of the school 'losers', they will fear and obey you. (Try that in another area of New York, I dare you.)
9: Your parents could be poor, and you will still buy designer clothes daily with your friends, and think that a wrapping classes's small salary will help pay off. (Kristen, cough!)
10: Derrick seriously mumbles all the time. Except for when he's hanging with the guys, Alicia and Olivia in November. And except for on Valentine's Day dances when he's too busy chasing people he barely knows around the dance floor with his girlfriend watching enviously. (he does seem hyper for a guy who mumbles.)
