I own greeny and mackelie and blue the yoshi and ice and marie everything else belongs to their their owners. warning contains spoilers for Harry Potter
greeny: so what are we going to do for the day
William: how about we spin the wheel of interviewing
everyone except WILLIAM and blue : yes
blue: I'm hungry
he spins the wheel it lands on voldermort
chase: so I'm going first I choose dogmeat as my partner
chase and dogmeat walk into a stage
chase :good morning London
greeny (is talking over loud speakers ) : welcome voldermort
voldermort : hello Brooklyn UK
audience: zzzzzzzzz
chase: this isn't Brooklyn UK its London
greeny: blue wake up the kidnapped audience I mean wake up the people who payed for tickets for the show
blue cracks his knuckles and the audience wakes up
chase: so why did you become evil
voldermort: me or the evil looking yoshi
chase: you (in a voice so low only the audience can bear) Idoit blues with us
voldermort: you see read the Harry Potter seris a auto biography for me
dogmeat: favorite spell
voldermort : avada kavada
the spells shoots at chase but hits a frying pan Amy whacks chase with the spell enters the audience seats killing 600 people
chase: ignoring that audience questions seat 64
woman who killed lupin:marry me
chase: you killed my favorite werewolf
greeny : you killed sirus black
the duo kill her brutally
voldermort: since your dead no
greeny is holding her head he tosses the head to little Ann and old Dan
dogmeat(holding in puke) : seat 65
Marie: can you make me a love potion
greeny: what in oblivion are you doing up there Marie
voldermort: no I won't greeny is not your type
fortune teller: I am predicting william is your type
Marie slowly approaches voldermort
greeny : oh oh how is she doing that this is not kid appropriate turn off the camera I'll be back with a new interview soon until then bye!!
the end
somewhere in Russia
??? : (Russian accent) time to be terminated greeny
