I own greeny and mackelie and blue the yoshi and ice and marie everything else belongs to their their owners. warning contains spoilers for Harry Potter

greeny: so what are we going to do for the day

William: how about we spin the wheel of interviewing

everyone except WILLIAM and blue : yes

blue: I'm hungry

he spins the wheel it lands on voldermort

chase: so I'm going first I choose dogmeat as my partner

chase and dogmeat walk into a stage

chase :good morning London

greeny (is talking over loud speakers ) : welcome voldermort

voldermort : hello Brooklyn UK

audience: zzzzzzzzz

chase: this isn't Brooklyn UK its London

greeny: blue wake up the kidnapped audience I mean wake up the people who payed for tickets for the show

blue cracks his knuckles and the audience wakes up

chase: so why did you become evil

voldermort: me or the evil looking yoshi

chase: you (in a voice so low only the audience can bear) Idoit blues with us

voldermort: you see read the Harry Potter seris a auto biography for me

dogmeat: favorite spell

voldermort : avada kavada

the spells shoots at chase but hits a frying pan Amy whacks chase with the spell enters the audience seats killing 600 people

chase: ignoring that audience questions seat 64

woman who killed lupin:marry me

chase: you killed my favorite werewolf

greeny : you killed sirus black

the duo kill her brutally

voldermort: since your dead no

greeny is holding her head he tosses the head to little Ann and old Dan

dogmeat(holding in puke) : seat 65

Marie: can you make me a love potion

greeny: what in oblivion are you doing up there Marie

voldermort: no I won't greeny is not your type

fortune teller: I am predicting william is your type

Marie slowly approaches voldermort

greeny : oh oh how is she doing that this is not kid appropriate turn off the camera I'll be back with a new interview soon until then bye!!

the end

somewhere in Russia

??? : (Russian accent) time to be terminated greeny