Summary: Umi Musume has a secret and a goal. What happens when the Akatsuki put a delay in her plan? What happens when she falls for 'Fish boy'? Who's the man with the X scar? Kisame/OC story. Rated M for Language, detailed scenes (both sexual and non). I'm being serious with this story. NO Mary-sue I promise.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto I only own Umi Musume, the plot and anything else NOT from the show.
Ignore bad reviews from NotObsessedWithKingdomHearts She's mad at me.
I had just finished drying off my long blond hair from taking a swim. Suddenly two men, dressed in the same type cloaks; black with red clouds lined with white and matching straw hats, came out of the woods.
"Where are we supposed to find her?-" The taller of the two males stopped once he noticed me.
"Hey you, do you know where we could find Umi Musume ("Sea Maiden" in Japanese)?"
"Who wants to know?"
The tallest guy took of his hat. He had blue hair spiked up and blue skin. He looked like he had gills on his face and his eyes small. He was grinning allowing me to see his razor sharp teeth. To be honest he looked just like a human shark hybrid.
"We're old friends of hers."
"Well, I do know her. What are your names? Maybe she's talked about you before."
"We didn't part on the best of terms; she's probably never mentioned us before."
"You never know, maybe she has. What are your names?"
"I'm Kisame, This is-" The other man speaks up,
"This is a waste of time. Take us to her."
"She's never mentioned a Kisame before."
It was then I noticed his ninja head band.
He's from my village. He's not that smart, I can see the slash through it. He's a rouge ninja. Wait a minute. Kisame…Kisame Hoshigaki?! They're in the Akatsuki. Baka! (1) Why didn't I recognize their cloaks before?!
It's times like these I wish I took real ninja classes, instead of trying to train myself. I was nowhere near theirs or any ninja's level of training.
"How can you be so sure Umi?" The shorter man said. I gulped silently as he smirked.
"What do you want with her?"
"You can stop pretending." Kisame said smirking. I gave him a puzzled look.
"I'm not Umi."
"So you won't mind drying off again?" I froze.
Oh no
I calmly step away from the edge of the lake and walk over to my bag I had put on a log a little ways off.
"What do you mean?" I put my towel in my bag and get out my sandals. I sit down on the log to put them on.
"Oh I just heard that Umi's afraid of water."
"If I were Umi, then, would I have just gone swimming?" I saw his smirk falter. Then it came right back. I glanced over to his partner, who had suddenly disappeared. I turn around just in time to hear the splash and jump out of the way.
"So, Umi, why don't you like water?" I glared at Kisame.
"Oh, bite me." He flashed his teeth,
"With pleasure."
"Kisame." his partner warned. Kisame chuckled.
"Not too hard now." I gave him a confused look. I was about to say something when I felt a sharp pain in my head and the world faded to black.
I came to about a few hours later.
"About time you woke up, yeah."
"Senpai (2), is she ok?"
"Ugh, yes, now go bother someone else Tobi, un."
"Okay!" I hear someone run off. I open my eyes to see a blond boy, around 19 (3), with blue eyes; one covered by his long hair. The one covered by his hair also had a mechanical scope looking thing on it.
"Hey, you alright, yeah?"
"Uh yeah, where am I?"
"Akatsuki base. You're the new recruit, Umi, right?"
"I never agreed to that."
"Oh well…I guess you are anyway, yeah."
"Hey where's fish boy (4) ? I got a bone to pick with him."
"Fish?- oh Kisame? I dunno, he dropped you off here then went off somewhere, un..."
I blink my blue eyes forming slits. I speak my voice having a slight hum to it.
"Go get him for me, would you?" I blink again my eyes going back to normal as well as my voice. He blinks a few times.
"Uh, s-sure, yeah. I'll be right back." He stands up and walks out of the room. A few minutes later he comes back pulling Kisame along.
"Found him."
"Thank you… um."
"Deidara."
"Thank you DeiDei-kun." He flinches and blushes slightly.
"Don't call me that, yeah." He leaves the room leaving me and Kisame.
"What do you want?" He says bored.
"I got a bone to pick with you. You have your buddy knock me out and just drop me here? And apparently I'm supposed to be a new recruit?"
"Why are you complaining to me?"
"Apologize for having your friend knock me out."
"I'm not the one who did it and I didn't exactly tell him to." I blink my eyes changing. His eyes widen slightly as he looks at them.
"Apologize." He gives me a look.
"No." I blink my eyes going back to normal once more.
He said no. but he...he shouldn't be able to do that.
I have a certain ability that I've had since I was able to speak. I would change my eyes and my voice would change. I could make anyone do anything I told them to. It's always worked, on everyone. This was the first time it hasn't worked.
"What was that thing you did with your eyes just now and what's up with your voice?"
He wasn't supposed to have seen or heard that either. What's going on?
Normally the person I'm 'controlling' won't remember my eyes or voice changing.
"Nothing, you're obviously hearing and seeing things."
"You're not that good of a liar." I roll my eyes. Suddenly another man/boy walks in. He was short around 5'3" (3) compared to Kisame's towering height of 6'3". He had a cute young face with red hair. His eyes looked brownish red.
"Good she's finally up. Leader-sama wants me to get her Akatsuki coat measurements. Follow me, girl." I get up off of the couch and follow the man/boy, Kisame following behind me.
We go out of the room I concluded to be their living room and out into a hallway. We take a right and go all the way to the end of the hall (5), and into the room to the left. I noticed all rooms, but the one we were going into, were labeled with names. Across from the room the man/boy went into was a room labeled 'Sasori.'
Wonder if that's his room if this room across is his.
Once inside he motions me over to the center of the room. He went over to a small table and got something from the drawer in it. Kisame leaned against the doorway. Arms crossed just watching. The man/boy comes over.
"What's your name?" I ask looking down at him slightly. I was around 5'7".
"Sasori."
He pulls out a tape measure and spreads my arms. He measures from one tip of my finger to the other. He puts my arms down.
"Step on this." I step on one end as he pulls it up to measure my height. He lifts my arms again and wraps the tape measure around my waist; he was so short his face was lined up to my slightly bigger than normal chest. I clear my throat. Kisame looks back from looking down the hallway and tenses slightly. I feel my face turn pink slightly. He glances up at me before putting the measuring tape behind me and bringing it around to measure my bust. Kisame looks away. He finishes measuring me and puts the tape measure away.
"I'll have it finished by tomorrow. You can go." He motions towards the door. I walk over to the door and Kisame walks out of the way into the hall.
"Come on, I gotta take you to see Leader-Sama, of course I'll have to wait outside. So you're on your own." I nod and he takes me to see Leader-Sama.
Ok need at least one review before I post the next chapter so I know it's good enough.
Ideas or suggestions feel free to tell me I will give you credit at the end of the chapter your idea was in. (don't really need any yet though)
I'm doing this all in one night and I will probably have up to 4 maybe 5 chapters done by tonight so all I'll have to do is wait for reviews.
Third chapter more serious and has important flash back, my first I think. Well first serious one.
I'm gunna take this story really seriously but it will still have humor.
Next chapter will be short but if I get two reviews for this chapter I'll post chapters 2 and 3 in the same day. One in the morning and one at night or just at the same time.
"Stupid/Idiot/Moron/etc."
It's pronounced Sempai with M but spelt in romanji with and N Senpai
(yea there's 2 3's)I looked up their ages and heights.
Was gunna put Shark-Boy but that's the name of a boy in a movie (love that movie btw) and fish boy is funnier
I'm not using the same layout from KBTA-(another story of mine.)
