Hawkeye was sitting near the swamp, listening to his records when he heard a voice announcement.
PA system said, "Attention, all personnel! Everyone must evacuate the camp immediately! I repeat, everyone must leave the camp immediately!"
Hawkeye was like, HUH what's going on?
Then Colonel Potter came running over.
Hawkeye asked, "Colonel, why do we have to evacuate?"
Col said, "It's complicated. I'll tell you more about it at an announcement to the whole camp."
Hawkeye "Ok.'
Then, they loaded up the the transport truck and everyone boarded jeeps and the truck and ambulances. Everyone was totally confused and wondering what was going on and rumors and false info were being spread all around the camp! Finally they drove and drove until the came to this city area and Colonel was like, this is where we're staying. Everyone else was like ok. Then they filed out of the car in a big city and Col. said he needed to talk with them. So everyone sat down and listened to what Colonel Potter had to say.
Colonel called out, "Well as you all know we had to evacuate. The reason why is this: North Korean Kim Jongle has threatened to bomb the area with a nuclear bomb weapon of mass destruction!!!"
Margaret said, "Omg! That's awful! I'm so glad we escaped!"
Trapper yelled,"That's crazy!"
Radar whined, "That's
scary!"
Hawkeye laughed and replied to Radar by saying, "Shut
the hell up little baby! No one asked you!"
Frank suddeny yelled out "FUCK DAT!
"Frank shut up! You don't want the colonel to yell at you," Margaret told him.
Frank replied, " I don give a shit bout him! Shit babe."
"Oh Frank… you sound so sexy talking all bad like that you are such a badass," said Margaret.
"Hell yeah. Babe," Frank said.
Then they started kissing all passionately and they stumbled right to where the colonel was speaking! They were totally embarrassed! They were just like, oh my gosh! Sorry! Then Col Potter was starting to get all mad!
Col yelled, "Sit your asses down! I'm not done speaking yet! Control youselves!
Maragert said, "Sorry, Colonel!!"
Col went on. "Anyway, we had to evacuate the area and we will now be staying here in Tokyo, Japan until we can find a new settlement in Korea. Any questions?"
Camp said "No sir."
"Ok, then. Everyone report to the hotel for room assignments."
SO they all went up to the hotel to get room assignments. It turned out that Hawkeye got stuck sharing a room with Frank and Radar who he hated! He was so pissed and he wanted to room with Trapper and he went to go negotiate with Colonel, but Colonel said all room assignments were final.
Hawkeye was like "This
sucks!"
He then went and found Trapper.
Trapper asked, "Who are you sharing a room with Hawkeye?"
Hawkeye told him, Frank and Radar!
"That is awful! I'm sharing a room with Maraget," said Trapper.
Hawkeye said, "Whoa won't Frank be pissed!"
"He doesn't have to know."
"Yeah."
Then Radar come over to them
Trapper said, "Oh great. Look who's here."
They both rolled their eyes.
Radar came up and said, "Hi, Hawkeye, are you ready to go up to the room?"
Hawkeye said, "Yeah, as long as it's not with you doo doo face!"
Radar frowned and walked away. Trapper snickered at his comments.
"Well, I'll see you at dinner," Hawkeye said as he walked away.
Then Hawkeye went up to his room. When he got there Frank and Radar were already up there.
"Not you," Frank said.
Hawkeye said,"Whatever ferret face!"
Frank replied with, "Fuck you muthafucka!"
Then Radar butted in! "Jeez guys, can you stop!"
"Why? Are we scaring you little baby?!" Hawkeye said.
He laughed.
"Well I'm leaving. I'm going to go to the book store," Radar told everyone.
Frank said, "Why? So you can go get summa dat manga shit! Dat shit's lame!"
Radar was like, "Is not!!!! You guys are mean!'
Then he moped away like a loser!
Meanwhile in Trapper's and Margaret's room, Trapper was putting the moves on Margaret.
Margaret said, "Um, excuse! I have a man who I love very much already!"
Trapper said, "Come on… we are in here with a room all to ourselves!"
"Um, shut up freak!"
"But you're sooo beautiful Margaret! Don't you know that!"
"You aren't winning me over. You might as well stop."
"But Margaret….."
He puts his hands and caressed her face
Margaret said, "Umm."
Margaret cleared her throat. She started realizing that she just could not resist this handsome man that she was sharing a room with!!! So she gave in to his advances and they both started kissing each other. Little did they know what was ahead!!!
Meanwhile Frank was sitting in his room and he was getting sooo bored. So he decided he would go up and see Margaret. He went up the stairs and entered Margaret's room, where he saw her and Trapper making Out!!! He was so furious about that!
Frank yelled, "Babe, WHAT is goin on up in hereh?!?
Margaret said, "Oh, um, Frank! Trapper was just… um…"
Trapper then said, "We weren't really doing anything! Honest, Frank!"
"Bitch, please. I ain't no foo. I know what I saw. Shit," Frank said.
Margaret said, "Frank! I am sooo sorry! Can you please forgive me babe?"
But Frank wasn't interested in forgiving. Frank was interested in getting even.
