Edd Cravens: You know, it's funny how all the bullshit that happens in New York overshadows everything that happens in St. Louis.
The Stormwolf stares down the King of Greek Gods, Zeus himself.
Edd: It's like, attacks from aliens are just more important than interdimensional warlords...
Stormwolf dodges a blow from the dragon war-lord known as Tyrannus.
Edd: ...Psychotic Meta-humans...
A masked Meta known as Vlade dodges a right hands by the Stormwolf before stabbing him in the gut.
Edd: ...or the gods themselves wanting to take over the world, who's name is not Loki.
Stormwolf dodges a strike from Kratos as the two start exchanging blows.
Edd: Do you know what I mean?
Edd turns to see Spider-Man, who for some reason is in St. Louis. The New York Webslinger tilted his head in confusion.
Spider-Man: Am I supposed to answer that?
Edd just facepalms.
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Thor Odinson, Edd's father, lands infront of him.
Edd: Hey dad.
Thor: It is time you stepped out of the shadows.
Edd meets the Avengers for the first time.
Edd then goes face to face with Laura Kinney, daughter of the Wolverine.
Edd: You aren't the only person in the world that is seen as an animal.
Laura: You could never know that.
Edd then changes into Stormwolf infront of her.
Edd: It's like no matter how hard I try, bullshit always seems to happen. I can save the entire Earth multiple times and still be called a beast.
Laura: Atleast you're not alone anymore.
Edd smirks at her before they kiss.
Spider-Man: You know you're no longer alone in this, you have people to watch your back.
Edd: Also means people I got to worry about.
Hulk gets mind controlled by one of Edd's rogues and starts rampaging through St. Louis. Before he could do to much damage though, Stormwolf punches him and sends him across a couple of blocks. I
Edd: Let's see who the strongest one really is.
Hulk and Stormwolf roar at each other before charging at each other at high speeds, before pulling back there fists as they got ready to collide.
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Laura walks out of the room, leaving Edd and Logan, the Wolverine, alone. The mutant them looks over at his daughter's boyfriend.
Logan: If you hurt her I wi-
Edd: Gut me?
Stormwolf and Wolverine start facing off against each other, boy snarling.
