Disclaimer: Yume 2kki is not mine to play around with, that honor belongs to Camellia.


Lookit this kids! I'm breathing underwater! And I'm not dying! WOOHOO!

Wait a sec, this is only a dream. Bummer.

Oh well, let's go out explorin' in the name of rehabilitation! ADVENTURE HO-Oh what the fuck is that?

Is that a...giant peanut? And it's got a surprised face painted on it for some reason. Some kid must have skipped it out here on a whim, that's the only reason I think this has got a face like that.

But if this peanut is actually...well, that big, then what size am I? For that matter, how big is this ocean here? WHO AM I?

C-Calm down Uro, just calm down. You're dreaming all of this, remember? You're not out partying like you used to and you're not seeing things after blowing your whole stash again. It's just a dream. Just a dream...That just so happens to have giant peanuts with faces underwater where you can't drown. God my mind is screwed up.

Oh wow! You guys won't believe this! I've just seen a school of fish put together to make one giant fish! It's even got the fins and the eye and everything!

Hold on a moment...A school of fish within a fake fish within a body of water...

Meh. I don't really get it myself.

I guess I'll just check out this cave here.


Author's Notes: This is pretty much a collection of Urosuki's observations of her colorful, expansive, and crazy dream world. This series will have no real order to it either. Also, I happen to support the Fanon theory that she's pretty much a recovering stoner/alcoholic, so expect these to not make as much sense as they should.