A/N: I don't own the series.. blah blah blah
Although I do wish I owned Ed-Kun! xD
Chapter 1
"fhsfhjsvjnskgjsgjsvkskvmdsmgfkdkfkfkf" murmered Ed.
"Is he drunk?" Asked Al.
"'Fraid so my boy." Roy said.
"You do know the only way to get Ed uh.. 'undrunk' is to do something particular. Right?" Roy asked. His plan might work.
"What do you mean? What methods?" Al asked. Confused.
"This for example." Roy said, smiling.
Roy grabbed a vaccumn cleaner and scraped it over atop Ed's head. Pulling his hair off:)
"COLONEL!?!?!?!?!" Al screamed in shock.
"Now, for my next trick." Roy said with amusement.
Roy pulled out a few paperclips from his pocket and a few water guns (a/n: why does he have those?) and peed in the water gun and sprayed the water.. err, pee.. from his new and improved PEE GUN at Edward's FACE.
He then clpped edward's nose up like a pig's with one paperclip, and his ears backwards with the other two clips.
He got out a big can of pink paint from his pocket (a/n: HOW DOES HE DO THAT?) And dump's it on poor little edward.
Now, basically, he looked like a pig. Cause one, he had no hair, two, his nose was pinned like a pigs, and his ears looked sorta like a pigs. Hard to imagine, ne?
Roy pulled out a camera from, once again, his pocket, (a/n: big pocket...) And took a pitcure with Ed and roy in it and then said, "This is going to be everyone's chrismtas and hannukah card."
Everyone laughed at the picture and congradualted him on it. Al even had a few laughs.
Edward had been awake the whollee time. faking being drunk.
"ROY I AM GONNA KILL YOUR SLIMY $// $$!!!!!!" Ed screamed, and killed Roy. Haha. Naww.
YES I LOVE TO TORTURE MY ED-KUN:P YOU CAN FLAME IF YOU WANT, BUT I HATEEEEEE THOSE! HAHA CRACK FIC!
