Author's note: Ok I just wanted to try out this cool little story here that I came up with, depending on if I get enough good reviews and comments I might turn it into a series. - Keep it chill.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Story of My Life
Shadow: Ok I don't know why my wife forced me into this. I really didn't like the idea of having to put a memoir of myself when I'm only 37. So remember it's not my fault I was forced.
Shadow's wife: Why my husband is so inconsistent with his work? I don't know. It's like he can't stay focused on a topic for more than five minutes. I thought that this would help him out with that and also give our kids something to reflect on in life and not make his mistakes.
Shadow: Ok I'm done. I'm not doing this anymore. What man in his right mind puts his entire life down on something and expects someone else to read it? I'm sorry but I'm through with this.
Shadow's wife: see what did I tell you? He can't stay focused on a single thing in life. God I can't believe I put up with him for 17 years!
Shadow: Ok enough with all this computer crap and besides I'll just TELL you the damn story and you'll tell someone else and then they'll tell someone else and so on. GAWD!
*in the real world*
"See, it's a lot easier telling the story than to type it". Shadow says, putting high emphasis on telling.
"All I was saying was that it would be a lot more fun". His wife says.
"You mean a lot more time wasted". Shadow apprehends.
"Ok I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you Shadow it was your idea in the first place to tell your story, all I did was suggest typing it!" She yells.
"Well your suggestions suck and I-"
"STOP FIGHTING!". The now apparent crowd screams.
"Ok ok ok... wait a sec er... when did you guys get here and who let you in?", A now half deaf Shadow asks.
"Well maybe if you two would stop bickering like an old married couple, than you would know the door was open.", a mildly irritated Rouge says.
"We are a married couple... minus the old.", Shadow adds.
"Well did you all come here to listen and add to the story or complain?", Shadow's wife asks.
"What do you think Blazey?", Sonic says in a teasing voice.
"Sonic shut up, I swear you are the most annoying-",Shadow cuts her off.
"Ok everyone we have a lot to cover. Considering some of us are a lot older than others...ahem Rouge."
"What was that flea-bag?", Rouge snaps back
"Nuthin'..."
"Ok seriously let's start now", Knuckles roughly adds.
"Wait... Wait... Wait... I got to pee really bad.", Sonic whines.
"I told you to go before we left the house.", Amy says.
"Well I didn't have to go then.", Sonic states.
"JUST HURRY!", Everyone shouts.
*sonic rushes to the nearest bathroom*
"I swear...", Amy trails off.
"YOU GUYS HAVE SOME AMAZINGLY SOFT TOILET PAPER IN HERE!", Sonic shouts from inside the bathroom.
"JUST DON'T CLOG IT!", Shadow yells.
*sonic finally comes out*
"36 minutes, new record.", Shadow jeers.
"I actually do feel proud thank you"
"I would suggest you didn't steal that toilet paper Sonic." Shadow tells him.
"What are you talking about?"
"Nothing", he says smoothly.
"Finally we can start!", Silver exclaims.
"OK LET'S BEGIN!", Shadow says over-dramatically.
