Author's Note: Haha, I got this idea after going through my profile- for I was quite bored, you see- and saw that I had a Normal People V.S. Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans thing up in it. So, I decided to humor myself and write one. Which happened to be first in the list. I may do others from it… but it just depends. *shrug* ENJOY~!
Normal People V.S. Yu-Gi-Oh! Fans
Normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast…
Sitting on the couch, a young kid flipped through channels in boredom; they listened to their elder brother drone on and on about something. Suddenly he stopped mid-sentence when he heard something about the latest hurricane on TV when they unconsciously pressed in the weather channel number. Great. Now the poor kid'll have to listen to an equally boring weather men drone on about a frickin' hurricane. Sure, a hurricane was pretty important, living in Florids in all, but at the moment they could care less. Because, if the time was right, the newest episode of Naruto Shippuden should be coming on.
Gosh darn it, Ra!
"Dude, can this guy be any slower!" They whined, looking at the time again. "I'm missing Naruto!"
"Hold on!" Their brother hissed back. "It's giving a live update."
"When doesn't it?" They muttered, crossing their arms in anger with a pouty scowl before a thought came to mind which made them grin childishly.
Getting up, they left the room and came back not a moment later with a laptop up and ready for use. Their bro gave them a weird look then turned his attention back to the suit dude. Plopping down on the couch, they typed in something and instrumental music played followed by a catchy, "It's time to do-du-du-du-duel!"
They snickered at his priceless face as the screen cleared to show a website and typed something else in. After a moment, a familiar woman's voice floated from the speakers.
"The Millennium Necklace predicts flooding and few flash floods, and heavy rainfalls for the next several months."
He muted the sound and turned to them, looking thoroughly annoyed as he crossed his arms over his chest in an attempt to look scary. Or at least intimidating. Which he sucked at.
"You finished with your little 'predictions' yet?" He received a firm nod with a sweet, 'innocent' smile, having forgotten all about that precious new Naruto Shippuden episode. "Good." He then pressed the sound button.
It was funny several months later when he came to them on a bright and shiny day after the hurricane had suddenly dispersed, asking if he'd score on a date with a chick from school.
Of course they told him the great Ishizu gave her Millennium Necklace to the Pharaoh's Tomb a week before.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
