*Bows deeply* Sorry, its in script form! I've had this plot bunny running around for awhile, and I was too lazy to write a regular story. But I couldn't post it in plain dialogue because it didn't seem right, so this is what I got.

Again, sorry if not to your expectations, but hope you still like it. Please R&R!


[Scene] Alfred, Arthur, and Mathew are sitting on Al's and Mattie's front porch. It's a hot summer's day, and the boys are bored out of their minds. All the boys are about 11 years old.

ALFRED: [with a whine] I'm soooo bored!

ARTHUR: And? What do you want us to about it?

ALFRED: I don't know- entertain me!

ARTHUR: [annoyed] I'm not here for your amusement!

MATHEW: [with a soft voice] Hey, how about we play a game?

ALFRED: [smiles brightly] That's a great idea, Mattie! What do you want to play?

MATHEW: How about hide n' seek?

ALFRED: Nah! You always win- you're too good at hiding. You guys up for catch?

ARTHUR: Absolutely not! You throw as if you're trying to knock us out!

ALFRED: [pouts] Fine! What do you want to play?

ARTHUR: [slightly hopeful] What of make-believe pirates? That's fun!

ALFRED: Yeah, but you always come up with situations that are in your favor, and that's not fair!

ARTHUR: [grumbles] Fine, Fine, Fine! How about "I spy"? Is that a good, fair game?

ALFRED: [shrugs] I guess- you start.

ARTHUR: Okay, I spy with my bored little eyes…[looks around]…something that begins with the letter "T".

ALFRED: Breakfast!

ARTHUR and MATHEW: [confused] …what?

ALFRED: well, you made tea for us this morning, Iggy. Remember?

ARTHUR: Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about.

ALFRED: Then what is it?

ARTHUR: [points to tree] A tree.

ALFRED: [blushes a bit in embarrassment] Oh.

ARTHUR: Okay, Mathew, your turn.

MATHEW: Alright, I spy something that begins with and "R".

ALFRED: Army!

ARTHUR: [starts to get irritated] No, you git! Something with an rrrrr sound.

ALFRED: Motorcycle!

MATHEW: What?

ALFRED: Motorcycles make that rrrrr sound when you start them.

ARTHUR: Okay, that's it. I spy something that begins with a "come here" and ends with a "ow".

ALFRED: [looks around but sees nothing]I give up.

ARTHUR: Come here. [ALFRED comes over to ARTHUR and get hit on the head by him]

ALFRED: Ow!