Author's Note: Okay, my first fanfic ever! And it's with a pairing, which isn't even my favourite pairing, but oh well… I know that probably sounds crazy, but this is just an experiment (I have trouble with ideas and stuff) so that I can find out whether I am a good writer or not. So, in other words, I really want your true opinions. And if you tell me it's bad, tell me why. So, basically, I want constructive criticism, and I would also like to know what I do well. So, help me out here! Oh, by the way, this is a two shot, and this is the first half. I will write the other half, once people give me their opinions. I hope you do enjoy it, though. -big smile-

Disclaimer: I do NOT and never will (unfortunately) own Naruto or any of it's characters. I do, however, own this fic.

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The Not-So-Perfect Date

The Nightmare Begins

By: Konnichiwa Minna

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--At Sasuke's House--

"And here are two foxy ladies getting it on-"

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"Today we have many excited fangirls shrieking with joy due to Miyavi's fanservice. It's a truly amazing and shocking sight!" the host on the television makes his way through the crowd. "Now, miss, what have you been hoping for Miyavi to d-"

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"Today we will be learning to make pancakes. First of all, you nee-"

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"For today's weather forecast, there will be many youthful showers, especially in Konoha! Showers of love, right Gai-sensei!? Oh, what a wonderful sight-"

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Sasuke groaned as he stared at the TV's now blank screen. There was absolutely nothing decent on. He'd rather do anything right now.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Scratch his idea of rather doing anything. He knew all too well, that he'd rather do nothing than answer that door.

Sasuke, of course, knew it was Sakura. He could even imagine her shouting 'Sasuke-kun,' playfully as soon as he answered it. She was too damn predictable for her own good.

Reluctantly, and painfully, he stretched himself and shuffled his feet slowly across the room to the door. Unfortunately, her knocking once again made him spin the doorknob from reflexes, only to find…

"Sasuke-kun!" she exclaimed enthusiastically. She acted like a child with a weird obsession over a toy. Not only that, but she was as possessive as a child, too. Taking 'her Sasuke-kun' is about as easy as taking candy from a baby, which, believe it or not, is extremely difficult.

Sasuke only sighed. "Hn?"

"I've got tickets to a movie! Won't you please come? You will come, right!?" she asked, tilting her head using the dreadful puppy eyes. He could practically feel her excitement bouncing around in his house.

However, in Sasuke's mind, he only felt terror and remorse. Knowing fully well that if he didn't agree to go on this stupid trip, he would never get her off his plate. A free two hour movie was harmless compared to several days of her moping and complaining.

He hesitantly nodded.

And, once again, she began babbling on about God-knows-what, but he assumed that she was rambling about the movie, therefore he felt no need to listen and would just nod his head. He was only wondering about when she would just shut up and drag him there.

After approximately five whole minutes of Sakura yapping and Sasuke staring into space and yawning, they finally took off.

--At the Movies--

When they finally arrived, Sasuke was horrified at the film they were going to see. He wished that, right then and there, he could dig a huge hole and bury himself, in order to hide himself from her and the rest of the damn world.

Sakura, being slightly air-headed, didn't even notice the grimaced faces he was pulling, or the mutterings about dying. She was just giggling in excitement instead.

The theatre room darkened and went silent except for hushed voices. Sasuke began banging his head on the chair in front of him, which, fortunately, wasn't occupied.

The God-forsaken movie was a shitty chick flick, solely for girls. In fact, he was the only straight male in the place. Doomed, Sasuke found out an even worse factor. There was hardcore fanservice. Nasty.

Calling this movie terrible, in Sasuke's opinion, would be an understatement.

Meanwhile, girls were sighing, hollering, shrieking, and screaming with joy at the heart-wrenching gay crap. Sasuke just couldn't bear it any longer and excused himself to go to the bathroom.

In the washroom, he splashed his face with cool, refreshing water. Even now, he was able to hear muffled voices of excitement.

Sakura, of course, was enjoying the romantic and entertaining film filled with yaoi and everything else chick flicks contained. She had been trying to suppress her amusement and slowly inched over to Sasuke, who wasn't there.

Disappointed, Sakura remembered that he went to the little boys' room and pouted. He had been gone for at least fifteen minutes, and was missing the best part of the entire movie! Sighing in defeat, she began slouching.

Shortly, Sasuke returned, thankful that the nightmare was nearly over. But, oh, was he in for a frightful treat.

After stretching and exiting the movies, Sakura let out an audible sigh of happiness. Sasuke, although disappearing for a good half-hour, had come with her to the best movie ever. But she really didn't want him leaving so soon. Hence the reason that she had a plan. Ask him to dinner.

And the nightmare continues.

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Author's Note: By the way, I hope no one takes anything here offensively. First of all, I have nothing against gay people. Secondly, I have nothing against fangirls. In fact, I'm somewhat of a fangirl, too. Thirdly, some of you probably don't know what fanservice is. But I'm not going to tell you. Haha. XD Oh, and last of all, I do like chick flicks, so when I diss them above, that is just what Sasuke thinks of them. And in the second last paragraph, it says, 'best movie ever,' and that is Sakura's opinion. I decided to clear this stuff up, in case anyone got confused. Anyway... Tell me what you think so far! I've written the next part and I will post it once I have enough reviews! See you next chapter!

Konnichiwa Minna