Zim arrives in a disguise. It's obviously still him because of the green face.
Dib: Oh my dear, my dear lady
Have you seen an alien lately?
Verdant skin, raven hair
Wicked eyes that unearthly scare?
Zim: Art mine eyes scary? I think not
Nor are thine own eyes so hot!
Dib: But Zim's eyes quicken the pulse
Did you know that they are false?
Zim: Nay, yon bespectacled gaze is false to you as mine to me
Should we compare ourselves, I'd be the best of three
Thou art no match for my might
Hie and leave my sight!
Dib: But alas, fair maiden, you do me wrong
To sing such a sweet yet alarming tongue
I would that you would hear my love
You are the match from up above.
Zim blushes.
Zim: Do not speak to me of this!
I'd rather eat a filthy bird than taste your kiss
And when all is done and away
I shall blackmail you with the events of today.
Dib: Blackmail? How can that be so
When the lack of your lips always leaves me in woe?
We may be young, but we are not fools yet
(Though perhaps thou art, I do fret).
Zim: It is by refusing you I prove myself sane
Anyone would, had they half a brain
My soul does not hunger for you
Besides, I'd rather be one than two.
Dib: Stranger from a foreign land
Hear my heart and take my hand
I do long that we should join
Lip to lip and groin to groin.
Zim: Thou art mad, thou art!
Never would I take part
In such revolting, disgusting acts
Leave me now, you my time do tax.
Dib: I swear it, I'll never leave your side!
The space between us shall never go wide
Without me there, you're a sitting duck
I'll ensure it with these handcuffs!
Dib whips out the handcuffs and slams them on Zim's wrists. Nothing happens.
Zim: You know what, Dib?
I've had quite enough
Of this stupid ad lib
And your damned handcuffs.
I hate you more
Than all others on this planet
I can't remember what for
And only hope you didn't plan it
But to attempt to take away my freedom
Makes my hate sharper than ever before
In our due time
I intend to make you snore.
Dib: What do you mean by that?
Zim: Dib, I'm going to kill you.
Dib: WHAT!
Dib runs away, thus ending the play.
