Hello my dear minions. Here I am with a Thanksgiving fanfic, starting a holiday tradition of fanfics for holidays that I deem worthy of writing about! So if you know any delightful holidays that I know nothing about and you would like to see a silly fanfic about it, just comment and I'll consider adding them to my list.
And of course, disclaimers, Link and Roy and Marth and Ike and Smash Bros are not miiiiiiiiiine. And neither is Thanksgiving day, I'm very sure everyone already knows.
Thanksgiving dinner was ready, everything was in place. All but one thing. A loud shriek ripped through the Smash Mansion, forcing even people like Wario and Ganondorf to shudder at the sound.
Link barged into Ike's room, slamming the door against the wall with the effort. Marth and Roy both jumped, Marth emitting a slight squeak and Roy yelping. Ike jerked around to glare at the intruder. Then his look turned startled. Link looked like a panicked five-year-old.
"Okay, calm down," Ike said feeling edgy. "What did you see, was Zelda kissing some else?"
"No!" The distressed Hylian boy threw himself at Marth in a hug.
"Was Captain Falcon drinking with Snake again?" Roy ventured.
"Nooo!" Link cried, squeezing Marth around the waist and making the poor prince look nauseous. Roy rushed to help in prying the hero off of Marth.
"Was Wario eating strawberries?" Marth gasped when he could breathe again.
"Nooooooo!" Link wailed in great horror.
"Then what?" Ike was exasperated. "What did you see?"
Link dug his hands into his hat. "It's gooooone!"
"What's gone?" Roy groaned. "What's gone?"
"The turkey!" The frantic Link grabbed Ike's collar and shook him. "Oh please, please! Please tell me that you didn't eat it, Ike!"
Roy grabbed Link's sleeve and pulled him off of Ike, only to be squash-hugged by the near crying Hylian.
"The whole thing wouldn't fit in my stomach, you forest lump," Ike frowned, rubbing at his throat.
"Then who did?" Link sobbed desperately into Roy's shoulder.
Roy gingerly pushed him away. "Please don't turn me into your nose rag," he implored. Link guiltily wiped the snot off of Roy's shoulder with a real handkerchief while Roy did his best not to cringe. Marth on the other hand did not resist the temptation and scrunched his nose with disgust.
"I have no idea who the culprit is," said Ike.
"My bet's on Wario and Waluigi," Roy said pressing a hand to his mouth to suppress the burp. "Sorry, my soda."
Link sopped into a miserable, soggy mess on the floor. "Thanksgiving will never be the same without the turkey," he sighed heavily.
"We'll just make do without," Marth said with a determined look.
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Despite the missing turkey, the dinner was delightful and even Link managed to cheer up at the peach cobbler that Peach brought out for dessert. It was good enough to soothe Link over the loss. After everyone was full Zelda and Peach got tea for everyone and it was time for the grateful confessions. Even if some of them could say nothing good, they were over all happy enough. Everyone seemed to even forget about the turkey. That is, until it was Toon Link's turn.
"I'm grateful that all of you forgot to put the turkey in the fridge last night," the little culprit grinned. "Scrumptious."
Stunned silence. Link gaped. Roy fell over in his chair. Marth gasped.
"You did not," Peach goggled her eyes at him. He only sat there grinning at all the stunned brawlers.
"Why you little.." Link looked terrible, and Kirby hid under the table. "Depriving me of my meat!" He leapt for his little brother who giggled and ran for his life. Link had a sledge hammer in hand.
I just had to feature Fye's phenomenal peach cobbler. Honestly, you are a very miserable creature if you have never tried it. You have no idea what you are missing out on.
