I... am a nut. Three fanfictions at once for the same movie? *groans* Ah well, it means that I might update in general more because I don't have to have writer's block. More fanfictions=more choices on what to write! That, and I'm off school for a month, so I actually have some free time to write.
And all the audience says... GET ON WITH IT!
This fanfiction is actually a book, written by Megamind, Minion, and Wayne Scott, as you will be able to tell by this introductory chapter. I will write it as a book as much as I can, though I can't include title pages that easily, lol. It's written when Wayne has finally let the world know he isn't dead, about two years or so after the movie.
They're all telling me in their own special ways to shut up and let them write, so I shall.
Authors Note: I am attempting to differentiate between the aliens in some fashion, so that even though it's remarkably obvious who is speaking, it will be even easier to tell. Even I'm getting confused a little (idiot)(A: Megamind... do you want this written?)(...)(A: Good. This part's mine.) Therefore, Minion's comments will be in [], Megamind's (), and Wayne's {}. Roxanne may butt in, but I'll just put her initial inside the parentheses like so (R:). The same thing goes for me as (A:), though only in the author's comments either above or below the story. Whenever multiple people are talking, I'll put their parentheses/names together like so {()}. Trust me, after the first exchange you'll know who is who. I tried to do it in colors, but they didn't come through :( If there's a way to do that here, please tell me, 'cause it's a lot funnier that way!
We... are the last of our kind.
All of us, in our own ways, realize what this means.
As much as science means to us {not to me}(shut up Wayne){you shut up}(you shut up){you shut up}(I shall not be the one shutting!){Little buddy, is that even a sentence?}(Yes!){It's bad}(I'M bad!){No you're not!}(Yes I am!){You're a hero}(I am heroically bad)[Sir, Metro Man, focus!]{I'm Wayne, not Met-}[FOCUS!]
Where were we?
Ah yes, as much as science means to two of us, we have no desire to be dissected in the name of it, nor bothered to give endless interviews (I wouldn't mind endless interviews *eyebrow waggle*){[*gag*]}.
So, we are writing this book. It contains our eating habits, bodily functions {[ew, do we have to write about that?]}(yes, in the name of SCIENCE!){[yuck]}{this is why I hate science}([shut up!]), mating habits, a day in the life of being us, and opinions about everything else that matters to us. We realize that this means this book is long. We care about a myriad of things {Megamind, why do you get to phrase everything? That just sounds stupid}(because I am the king of PRESENTATION!), thus, there are a myriad of things that we have written about {it still sounds stupid}. We have included our discussions while making this book as another way to determine our personalities for posterity {why are we talking about bottoms?}([we aren't! It means for the future!]){oh}.
We dedicate this book in the name of science, Lord and Lady Scott, and our parents, who died so that we may live. ({[*collective sad sigh*]})
I don't think they'll keep interrupting for half the chapters anymore. They will certainly keep the comments up, though, so it'll be interesting to see what they will say. Oh, and they've determined that everyone will keep around for every chapter for the entertainment value ({yes, entertainment is one of the most important things})(A: y'all take that way too seriously) ({*offended*})[yes, they do](MIN-YON!).
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