Phantasia Tales Skit Theatre 4,000:

By

Drew L.

Disclaimer: I own nothing "Tales of Phantasia". You'll be thankful for that fact.

Note: Inspired by Twilight Scribe's "Z Skit Theater" in the "Tales of Symphonia" section.

Warning: Major Spoilers from all throughout the game.

Arche's New Spell!

The story will not be in script format, but in the same format as Twilight Scribe's. Cress is normal, Chester is in Italics, Arche is Bold, and Mint is Bold and in Italics.

"Alright, a new Spellbook! Now I can learn a new spell!"

"Say, Arche…"

"Hmm? What is it, Cress?"

"Those Spellbooks we keep buying you are pretty dang big…"

"Eh? So what?"

"What he's saying is that this is a lot of books and weight for us to be carrying around for you only to be learning one new spell per book."

"Exactly."

"And that's my fault how? These spells are very complex!"

"So complex that one spell takes up one entire book?"

"Yes!"

"Uh-huh. I somehow doubt that."

"But it's true!"

"Prove it."

"What?! Why?! I'm the magic user here, without my spells, we'd be getting nowhere fast, so I don't see why I should explain myself to you!"

"Indulge us."

"(sighs) Alright, first of all, you need to calculate the amount of mana and your own personal energy that's used up in each spell, as well as the range, base damage, and spread ratio, while figuring in the best angle of impact in order to deal the most damage to each foe using only visual geometry figures on the spot, and while doing that you have to…"

"Alright, alright, we believe you!"

"Ack! And you have to get all that down per spell?!"

"Yep! Hee, hee, hee."

"Wow, it's like a whole school textbook per spell, then, I see now."

"Alright, so the weight and the books are an necessary evil. (sighs)"

"Yeah, come on, you get that bag of Spellbooks, and I'll get this one."

"I never new being a Magic User could be so complicated, is it really that difficult, Arche?"

"Are you kidding me, it just sounds hard to the untrained ear."

"…"

Well, that's the only way I can make sense of there only being one spell per Spellbook. So, liked or disliked?