Heres a short story In Song enjoy
a deleted song from the episode The Ninja Idenity
NINJA KNOWS BEST
Sung by: Randy Cunningham and Howard Wienerman
Randy: I was picked as the ninja for a reason Howard and your peepin' that reason right now
(lights go off)You want to be the ninja, why Howard. Look at you as fragile as a french fry still a little salty just bit. You know why im picked as the ninja.
Howard: I know but
Randy: Thats right I keep you safe and sound bro. Guess I knew this day was coming, pretty soon you want to be so bruce. Yes but not now, trust me pal ninja knows best.
*lights go off*
Randy: Ninja knows best listen to the ninja, its a scary world out there. Ninja knows best one way or another something will go wrong, I swear Robo Apes, Bash, Mac Antfee, McFist, The Sorcerer, Stank, The Flu.
Howard: What?
Randy: Yes! also Punk Bots, robots with pointy teeth and stop no more this just upsets me, The ninja's right here The Ninja with protect you Howard heres what I suggest. Skip the drama for your mama, Ninja knows best
*Ninja blows Candles*
*Howard lights new ones*
Ninja: Ninja knows best listen to the ninja on your own you wont survive. Sloppy ,over dressed, imature, clumsy dude they'll eat you up alive! Gulible, Naive, absolutely hungry, dizzy and a bit well mmm swag! plus I believe your gettin kinda chubby, im just sayin cause im your friend. Ninja understands, the ninja's here to help you all I have is one adviiiiiiiiiice!
Howard...
Howard: What?
Ninja: You just cant be the ninja...im sorry
Howard: (huffy breath) Fine!
Ninja: Alright...(sings again) Dont forget it, you'll regret it...NINJA KNOWS BEST!
