Hey, so this is just a stupid little idea I got, so yea. Have fun reading!
DISCLAIMER sadly I do not own Harry Potter… or the few quotes in this. Also, my spelling and grammar are crap, I blame the American schooling system.
The war was over, done for. The school was in a repeat year, so the dungeons were full of 'eighth' years. Each of the students brewing a potion, and each trying hard not to laugh at the new teacher. She was bumbling around, knocking into caldrons and tables. The class went quiet however, when she bumped into Draco's caldron.
"Oh I am so terribly sorry! Here let me clean that right up!" with a wave of her wand, the mess was gone.
"Hakuna Matata." Draco smiled up at the professor, and caught the golden girl's eye.
"What a wonderful phrase!" The golden girl's voice was heard clear across the room.
"It means no worries, for the rest of our days! It's our problem free, philosophy, Hakuna Matata!" the two burst out into laughter, as the class slowly backed away.
Now, these two students had come back and were deemed heads, and shared a common room. It was well known that muggle devices worked in that room, as requested by Hermione, who was trying to stay in touch with her muggle parents. It was not known however, that these two spent many nights curled up watching Netflix on a magically enlarged screen.
The two walked out of the room when class was done, after Ron saying a few select words to Hermione. Upon seeing Draco had heard, she called out, "Maybe he's right! Maybe there is something the matter with me!"
"I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things, could be bad!" a reply was given, as the two linked arms and skipped to the great hall.
Whilst skipping, they changed the tune they sang. "We are off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!" the last note was hit as the entered the great hall, their hands spread in the air, a grand gesture indeed.
"Mr. Malfoy, Ms. Granger, take your seats please." After the two sat down, the food appeared which caused more commotion.
Upon seeing the food choices for the day, the two heads stood, and looked at each other. "Animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and tigers looped loop!"
"Malfoy! Granger! Out. Now!" the two laughed as they left, heading back towards their room.
"You think they'll leave us alone?"
"I'd say a good twelve hours…"
"NETFILX!"
The two ran off happily ever after, for twelve hours, and watched anime until they lost every brain cell.
The End
Okay, I realize how stupid it is, and yes, I take full credit.
Quotes: Lion King, Litter Mermaid, Wizard of Oz, and Annie (?)
