Ness began to sweat big anime sweats. but the battle was almost over and he had to push through. He was filled with D E T E R M I N A T I O N. "Now Lucas!" Ness screamed in a shrilly pre-pubescent voice. "Let's finish this hecker once and for all!" Ness and Lucas both used their overpowered special attacks on Porky Minch and he was defeated but not. "I'll deal with you stinky boys some other time!" he screamed in a shrilly post-pubescent voice.
And then Pokey Minch flew away into the future. but Porky Minch accidently set his future clock wrong accidentally. instead of going to XXXX he teleported to Winter 2014. "OH GOD ANYWHERE BUT THERE" Pokey screamed while dismantling pieces of his ship into a noose. He could already feel tension vore him, his hyper realistic anime eyes bulging.
speaking of bulging,
Back at the devil machine Ness and Lucas had massive accomplishment boners and probably had hardcore sex.
Porky was hurtling towards the house of 2014: A Space Odditys main protagonist Travis McXxMinecraftKillerxX of Robloxia. Travis was in the middle of having a crazy daydream about huge aliens crash landing into his house but that would never happen.
right?
end of prologue
