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Catch-22
Uchiha X Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naruto X Uchiha bias. Shounen-ai—don't like, don't read, don't cry. Mainly SasuNaruSasu, possibly some ItaNaruIta. There may be hints of other pairs, or generic-ness. This is a NARUTO-centric theme collection.
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For the 1000-Theme!Challenge by Mint Pizza Queen. NARUTO-centric. Alternate Universe and Non-Alternate Universe. It was lovingly erratic. It was insanely problematic. It was pathetically ambitious. It was simply grand. SasuNaruSasu, plus some others.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Naruto or the 1000 Themes, and do not claim to. However, everything else, AKA: the writing, (some if not all of) the (theme-guided) plot, any poetic interpretation, et cetera, IS MINE.
(A/N: This will serve as an introduction. Welcome, yeah? I am insane to begin this.
(Note: Each set of ten will cover a certain type of theme, depending on the mood that I feel is generated by the content. Above, you will find the generic summary. And by NARUTO-centric, I mean series-centric, not character-centric.
(Note: Every now and then, the reader will come across a SKIPPED theme. I will return to it, and yes, I will notify everyone when I have completed it. Keep in mind that the majority of the themes have been done before hand, so don't fear for my deadlines just yet. I began the challenge on Wednesday, March 28th, 2007. It's been a while (Now it's Monday.), and currently, I've still only done eight themes. (sighs) Hopefully, hopefully…!
(Note: Please, if you feel the overwhelming urge to ask a question or to ask for clarification, please do so. I encourage feedback, positive or critical. And no, I personally do not care to hear about how 'Oh-em-gee1!1!!eleven!! Eyes HEEEYTE sasurNru! Smae fr Ieeh-tuhNru!' Sorry if you have difficulty translating. (grins) Nonetheless, your cooperation is appreciated.
(Title Note: What is catch-22? I'm sure that at least one person is a bit curious. (For the abridged definition, just check at the bottom. It'll save the rest of you time.) Aside from that, I chose this because, in the creation of this collection, I have just created myself a nice, fat and prosperous catch-22. Nonsensical, I daresay.
(… I have now promptly forgotten the rest of my welcome speech. Feel free to proceed, or backtrack if you don't like short, varied styles. Each piece will be self-sufficient, or so I think.
(So, presenting, Catch-22, Parts One through Fifty-Seven: letter a.)
Catch-22
April 2nd, 2007
INTRODUCTION equals CONCLUDED
catch-22:
One entry found for catch-22.
(For specific pronunciation, definition-provided examples, and usage details, please see: http//www. m-w. com/ dictionary/ catch-22. Take out all the extra spaces and that last period.)
1:
A problematic situation for which the only solution is denied by a circumstance inherent in the problem or by a rule; also: the circumstance or rule that denies a solution
2:
a: An illogical, unreasonable, or senseless situation
b: A measure or policy whose effect is the opposite of what was intended
c: A situation presenting two equally undesirable alternatives
3:
A hidden difficulty or means of entrapment: CATCH
