I am so weird . . . The FMA characters are gonna be so messed up in this fic . . . But . . . I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE!!! I JUST WANNA WRITE!!! Plus I'm drunk off my cappuccino, and I watched too many Nana and FMA episodes on YouTube. (Started Nov 12) X3
Disclaimer: Full Metal Alchemist belongs to Hiromu Arakawa-sensei, Funimation, Bones, and Aniplex. Lyrics belong to MCR.
And I just wanna say a thank you to MyChemicalRomance. Because their new CD KICKS ASSSSSSSS!!! X3 That's what I'm listening to right now . . . And my playlist.
Chapter 1
This is the end, Mama
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Now come one come all to this tragic affair
Wipe off that makeup - what's in is despair
So throw on the black dress
Mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not
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MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
I'm writing this letter and wishing you well
MAMA WE ALL GO TO HELL
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"They tried to save their mother."
"Poor soul. He'll need auto mail if he doesn't want to go around with stubs for limbs."
"Too bad he wasn't able to save her."
"And his brother . . . Almost died as well."
"He lost an arm and broke nearly every bone in his body."
"They must have really loved their mother."
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"It's almost over, boys, don't worry."
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Awaking to the smell of coffee, Edward Elric sprang out of bed. A smile spread across his face. "Ahhhh . . . Wake up and smell the coffee as they would say?"
Not bothering to change out of his pajamas or check how he looked, he rushed downstairs and into the kitchen. "Oy, Al!" Ed called to his brother, announcing that he had come into the kitchen. "A cup of Joe if ya don't mind." "-snicker- Here, brother. -snort-" His brother immediately handed him a cup of coffee, trying really hard not to laugh. Ed grabbed the cup and took a drink. The coffee was flames-in-hell hot, but Edward was already used to it. Meanwhile Al was over by the sink, still trying not to laugh. But the funny just overwhelmed him and he burst into laugher. Ed just looked at his brother rolling around on the floor and continued drinking his coffee.
Five minutes later Al stopped laughing. Panting, he pulled himself up to look at Ed, and then started laughing again. "Al, what the hell is so funny?" Al immediately stopped laughing and peered at his brother. Ed was mildly creeped out. "Brother, it's your hair." Ed looked at him, surprised. "That's it?" Snickering, Ed finished his coffee. "I'm sorry, brother, but you always look hilarious. I mean, ever since you cut your hair, you've had the worst bed head EVER. It fucking defies gravity!"
Spotting his pack of cigarettes, Ed pulled one out and lit it. (AN: OMFG!! XD ED SMOKES, MOTHERFUCKAS!!) "Yeah, but I love my hair like this." He ran his fingers through the silky locks, at the same time, smoothing it out. (AN: WEHOO!! SILKEH!! Okay I'll stop my commentary . . .) "It's much lighter. Better then that having that heavy braid." Al picked himself up, muttering, "You only cut it because it reminded you of mom." "Hmm?" "Nothing."
Sitting down, Al looked back up at his brother. "So Brother . . . What are you going to do today?" Ed smiled and got up, walking over to the coffee machine. Filling his cup up again, he turned to his younger brother. "I might just stay home all day. And if I feel like it, go out for a drink." He took his cigarette out of his mouth and butted it out in the ashtray on the table. "What about you, Al?" Al looked up. "Uh . . . I might just hang out here too-" Ed lurched forward, nearly spilling his coffee. "Great! We can watch some old movies together!" Al smiled back at his brother. 'Whatever makes you happy, brother. It's been 2 months since her death . . . Today marks the 3rd month.'
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"We'll watch Donnie Darko first! (AN: I love Donnie Darko!! X3) Then we'll watch a scary movie! I know, how about Night of the Living Dead? That's a classic!" Ed looked through their movie collection, picking out all the ones he wanted to watch. Al just simply smiled at his older brother. Even though he didn't really like scary movies, he had gotten used to them by now.
Click
Plop
"Ah . . . Mail's here. Wonder why it's so late?" Wandering into the kitchen and picking up the mail, Al looked through it. "Ah! Hey, Ed! Do we know anyone by the name of Rionna?" His brother popped his head out of the Living room. "Huh? What's their last name?" Al looked at the envelope again. "Uh . . . It's Mustang." Ed thought for a minute then shook his head. "Must be the wrong address . . . Just send it back." He disappeared into the Living room again. "Ah! It says 'To: Edward and Alphonse Elric' and it has our address and everything!" Al yelped, following his brother into the now dark living room.
"Maybe we should try and - Brother?" Al looked around for his brother. Suddenly, Ed appeared out of nowhere. "Gee, Al, quite the pestering will ya? Just open the damn thing." he sighed, vaulting onto the couch. Al grumbled something under his breath and ripped the letter open. The letter was written on a piece of navy stationary, with golden swirls appearing on some areas of the paper. 'Gee, whoever these people are they sure are fancy.'
Dear, Edward and Alphonse Elric
I'm sorry to say we just heard of your mothers' death. Oh, I nearly cried my eyes out for her, thinking she had been alone when she died but Roald told me she had two sons and then I nearly cried for the both of you. See, we were old friends of Trisha's and it was just awful when we heard. We hardly check our mail at all so we didn't know until a week ago. For some reason mail takes a very long time to get to our house . . . Anyway! We feel so bad that we didn't get to see Trisha one last time before she left, so we decided to invite her sons to stay with us for awhile! What do you think of that? Please say yes! We would love if you came!
Please send us a reply! Love,
The Mustang Family
For a moment, all Al could do was stare at the letter. Then coming back to his senses he shook his head and vaulted onto the couch beside his brother. Ed, currently occupied with watching Donnie Darko, didn't notice the change in his brother's mood. Only until after the scene did he keep watching the screen and asked, "So, what did it say?" Al didn't reply. Sighing, Ed put the movie on pause and looked over, surprised by the look on Al's face. "Al! What's wrong?" Trembling, Al handed him the letter. Ed took the letter and read it, then his eyes widened in surprise and he almost dropped it.
"Friends of mom's? She never mentioned them." Ed whispered, turning to Al. "She might have . . . Maybe we were just too young to remember." Ed mumbled something under his breath.
"Should we go visit them, brother?" Ed looked at his brother again, not really sure. "I-I don't know . . . Should we?" Al looked unsure himself. "Well . . . They seem really nice . . . I think we should." Ed suddenly smiled. "Well, then it's decided. We're going to- Wait . . . Where do they live again?" Al looked at the envelope. "Somewhere in Japan." Al replied, smiling. Ed looked at him, surprised. "We're going to Japan? HELLSHA!!!"
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies and the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads
Your aspiration to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less
As long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes
Or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone
But not me
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Holy SHIT!!! XD That was so fun!!! AND I ACTUALLY FINISHED A CHAPTER IN ONE NIGHT!!! I SHOULD GET A FUCKING AWARD, BITCHES!!! XD Ahem, anyway . . . If anyone doesn't like it . . . THEN DON'T BITCH TO ME ABOUT IT!!! I myself, love this story so far. I really seem to be into it . . . So don't flame about my hard work, people. ;'( Heh. Anyway (Finished: Nov. 11th . . . or 12th since it's 4:00 in the morning. Heh, mom's gonna be so pissed.) P.S. My Spellch3ck hates me. I have bad grammer XD hehe GRAMMAR, sorry. P.S.S (or P.P.S, I can't remember XP) RoyxEd lovin' coming soon! NOT!! X3 But it will come. Heh, I said "come". -snicker- (Submitted to Nov. 12)
Songs on Playlist: My Chemical Romance - Teenagers, My Chemical Romance - The Sharpest Lives, My Chemical Romance - Mama, Electric Six - Gay Bar (XD it's personal), Nana (or Anna Tsuchiya) - Rose (NANA op)
