Takao stopped and thought to himself. If he were Max, where would he be? …Sleeping with Kai. He chuckled to himself. Yeah, that's exactly where he-
A soft groan cut off his thoughts.
Wait…Wait a second, was that Kai?
"Kai..." Max's giggle was also sounded. "Kai, stop it…" A moment went by. "They'll find us…" A sterner note was etched into his voice now.
"They won't, Max. Now calm down and enjoy it."
Max let out a weak cry of pain. "K-Kai…Jesus…"
Takao had to grit his teeth to simply keep himself from breaking down the door. Sure, Kai was always a bastard, but he was hurting MAX! MAX! His own fucking boyfriend!
"K…Kai…Ahh…"
"Maxi…Shhh…It's okay…"
No it's not okay Kai! You're hurting him, can't you see that?! What the hell were they doing in there anyway?!
He heard the bed creaking coming from the bedroom when it dawned on him.
They were wrestling, he knew it.
Poor Max…Kai was probably too strong for him.
"Ah, KAI!"
Okay, that's it. He reached his hand out to the doorknob, ready to wrench it open and
find Kai, probably beating the living shit out of the poor little blond.
But a certain hand stopped him.
"Rei, leave me alone."
"No, Takao. They're busy."
"They're wrestling, and Kai's hurting Max! Listen!" He shoved the neko-jin to the door, pointed ears instantly hearing the young American's whimpers, accompanied by Kai's throaty moans.
"Takao…" Rei chuckled. "I don't think they're wrestling…"
"Oh, really? What are they doing, then?!"
It had come across to the Chinese boy that Takao wasn't very smart numerous times, but…This was just ridiculous. Oh well, better to keep his boyfriend's innocence intact…for the time being, at the absolute least.
"What I hear coming from that room is nothing less than the effects of…Uhh…Sai Boing."
"Sai Boing? What's that?"
"It's a form of…Meditation…Like Tai-Chi."
"Oh…But why wouldn't they just do it out in the living room or something?"
"Because…Sai Boing can put people in very awkward positions sometimes, and most of the people who do it can get pretty embarrassed when they have to bend over backwards and lick their ankle for the…Uhh…Sleeping bunny, yawning ballerina maneuver."
"You know a lot about Sai Boing."
"I taught it to them."
"Well, it sounds like yoga."
"Yoga…Mhm. We should actually try Sai Boing for ourselves sometime." Rei said with a smirk.
"Sounds fun to me. Anyway, all this talk of yoga makes me hungry. Let's go eat."
"How does yoga make you hungry?"
"It rhymes with chocolate pudding, and we have some chocolate pudding in the fridge."
"Whatever, Takao…"
.:In the Kitchen:
The Chinese and the Japanese silently enjoyed their desserts, lapping up every last bit of the delicious treat happily.
Takao's Grandfather walked in, smirking at them. "I just went past Kai and Max's room, are you sure they're okay?"
"It's fine, Grandpa, they're just doing Sai Boing."
"Sai Boing…Is that what you kids are calling it these days?" He laughed, walking off as Takao stared after him.
.:In Kai and Max's Bedroom:.
"K…Kai…God…That was wonderful…"
"Yeah…"
Sweet, sweet silence.
"C'mon, we need to get up, training starts in an hour."
"Awwwww, but I wanna stay here with you for a while."
"Nope, training comes first. We can play again tonight, sound good?"
Max smiled and kissed his koi delicately. "Mhm."
And so they both got dressed and sauntered into the kitchen, Max's gait holding a significant limp as Kai helped him along slowly.
Takao smiled at his friends. "Hey guys, I know what you were doing in there."
Max's face paled.
"There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Rei's gonna teach me how later tonight. Oh, and next time, we can all do it together, as a group thing, you know?" Takao grinned. "It'll be fun."
Max ran out of the room screaming.
