-For giggles cause why not-

Deidara: [Enter through the curtain] My whole family thinks I'm gay… Most of my friends think I'm a girl… And Sasori hates my art… Un... I love to blow things… NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY… UN!!

Hidan: [Enters stage] Shut the fuck up blond bitch and get back to class.

René: [Runs on stage and ball taps Hidan] BITCH!!!![Runs off stage]

Kat: [Asleep during chemistry] Mmm…

Madara: [Hits the ruler against the table near her head] Stop sleeping in my class!!!

Kat: Jeez!! [Jolts awake and looks at him] Sorry dad my room had no fanning in it so I was unable to sleep..

Itachi: René, Kat, and Lily don't own Naruto or any of the pictures.

Chapter 1 The Call and Itachi Falls in Love:

It was a stormy day in the Land of Rain and all of the missions were canceled for our lovely little group known as the Akatsuki. Everyone was in the living room in the headquarters. Itachi was reading a book on the couch. Kakuzu was counting money in a chair in the corner. Deidara was on the floor working on a clay sculpture. Sasori, also on the floor, was working on a puppet. Tobi was laying down playing with toys next to Deidara. Kisame was on the couch rewrapping Sameade. Pein was working on papers. Konan was making some origami sculptures. Hidan was sharpening his scythe. Zetsu was trying to eat Tobi. All of a sudden the Akatsuki heard ringing. Every member looked at Hidan as he picked up this weird flat rectangular box that was making the noise. Hidan did something that made the box stop ringing, he put it by his ear, and he started to talk into it.

"Hey",Hidan said.

The others heard something come out of the strange box.

"WHAT!!!!" Hidan suddenly shouted,"I'll be there quickly as possible!!!"

Hidan took it away from his ear and they heard a strange beep. He looked at Pain in distress.

"I need to go to America. Something happened to my cousin."

*Time skip brought to you by Hidan teaching the Akatsuki how to use a cellphone*

The akatsuki walked off the boat and Hidan heard his name being shouted. As Hidan turned around to see who it was he was tackled in a hug. A girl who was 5'3" who has brown hair and eyes. Her skin was pale. She had her bangs cut like Deidara's and her hair reached the middle of her back.

"Hidan your home at last",she said looking up at him with a big smile.

Hidan looks at the other members and hugs the girl.

"This is my little sister,René",he said as he looked down at her and he had a gentle look to his face. Hidan looks back at the other members and glares at them.

"What the hell do you want you cocksucking dicklicking assholes!" Well so much for the cute moment.

*Time skip after Hidan and René explained that the minivan was not going to kill them*

After a lot of explaining about what everything was they headed into a long dirt road. The Akatsuki was looking around at the woods around them. When the trees broke up they saw a house in a big clearing. The house was humongous.

As they entered the house they were amazed at what they saw. It looked like a palace. It was also the first time Itachi got a real look at Hidan's sister. He noticed she had freckles. He also noticed a small, almost invisible, scar on the left side of her lip. She was dressed in a gray t-shirt with a black button up vest, black pants and black anckle boots.

'Cute', he thought.

When she looked at him in the eyes, he thought his heart was going to explode.He saw her eyes had a little bit of green in them.

"Well I guess I'll give you all a tour of the house", she said.

As she started to walk, Hidan interrupted her.

"Shouldn't we get to the hospital."

"She was discharged from there last night. She only has a sprained wrist."

"I came from the land of rain hearing she was in the hospital to only find out it was a spring."

"The family told me to make it sound horrible than I was so you can come home and see us", René said guiltily and she started to tear up. Itachi felt a ping in his chest when he saw this. Hidan started to apologize and Kakuzu punched him in the head.

"Well let's get going. We'll figure out where you staying after dinner."

They started following her as Hidan is part unconscious on the floor.

"Our house has 11 bedrooms, 14 full baths, 5 half baths, and we have 13 fireplaces. I forget how many activity rooms we have. We have 2 swimming pools one inside and one outside. We have a bunch of other stuff that I don't feel like naming."

They stopped at a room.

"This is one of our art rooms", she said while opening the door.