"Some damn monkeys started teasing me one day from a tree. There momma was there, no doubt; her dumb ass started it. She was the first to go. Her bones snapped so loud the people at the drive in beside our refuge thought the popcorn machine was on the fritz again. The next to go was the fat monkey because his furry, fat ass couldn't get a good enough grip, but my tears didn't help him either, if you catch my drift. The next to go was his older sister. She screamed 'ah-ah-ahhh-ahhh!' then hauled her ass in afterward. And my last meal came from the baby monkey. He was confused, so a put my tail up. His dumb ass dropped right on down.
"Yeah, I guess we can put a moral on this story, and that moral would be...fuck with me. I want some dinner."
-The Crocodile
