DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
WARNING: SEX!! BOY/BOY and BOY/GIRL
okay so i king of got this idea from a story that i read here about sasuke having a female alternate personality. I can't remember the title or who wrote it and i don't really want to search through all of the ff so if you know that story/author tell me so i can give them kind of credit. I also got this idea from a picture i saw of Naruto, Kyuubi and Naruko together. Again don't remember anything else, so if you know it tell me. This turned out longer than i was initially intending but whatevs. hope you enjoy...
Three
He heard the front door open and shut. He waited patiently to hear the footsteps that followed so that he would know which one was coming. He heard the clicking of Heels on the hard-wood floor and knew it was Kuri. He sighed. Not that he didn't love Kuri, he just wished his real lover would show up every once in a while.
"Sasu-koi." A soft voice called.
"In the study." Sasuke answered her. The study door slid open and Sasuke looked up to see the beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed woman standing there. She had a foxy grin on her face.
"Hello, love." She said. Sasuke looked at the skin-tight, black leather miniskirt and the blood red, lace corset she wore along with the black strapped stilettos. He always did enjoy the way she dressed. She definitely had better fashion sense than her two counterparts: dark, morbid, mysterious and seductive.
"How was work?" Sasuke asked looking over some paperwork.
"The same." She shrugged. Sasuke nodded. Kuri worked at a gentleman's club. Not as a stripper; no, Sasuke would never allow that. She was a waitress there. Sasuke remembered the first time he had met her.
Flashback
"What can I get you?" The young blonde girl asked Sasuke. Sasuke took in her appearance. Dark red leather pants with a black leather belt with silver studs that wasn't looped through the belt-loops it just hung on her hips. Her stomach was showing and her black tube-top barely covered her large breasts. Sasuke noticed the bright blonde hair and the striking blue eyes and was suddenly reminded of Naruto.
"Anything. Something strong. I don't care." Sasuke slurred. He had been at the bar for a few hours. He had recently discovered that he might have a crush on his once best friend and was hoping a visit to a 'gentleman's club' would cure him. Sasuke laughed at the title. 'Gentleman's'? Who were they trying to fool? The place had only perverted men who were either too busy or too disgusting to have an actual relationship. Then of course there was Sasuke trying to convince himself that he was still straight.
"Anything? That's a dangerous drink to ask for in a place like this. Especially if someone is as hot as you are." The girl gave a foxy grin.
"Just get me something." Sasuke groaned. The stupid girl with her stupid blonde hair and stupid blue eyes and stupid foxy grin like Naruto's. The girl sighed and walked off. She returned with a bottle and two shot glasses.
"This is the best we've got. But if you're gonna drink it, you'll need a partner." The girl said.
"Then you can join me." Sasuke said pointing at the empty chair at his table.
"I'm not sure if I can do that." She said.
"I'll make it worth your while." Sasuke said. The girl smiled and sat down.
"I'm Kuri, by the way. Kuri Tokimao." The girl told him. Sasuke started pouring the drinks for them.
"I'm, Sasuke." Sasuke said.
"Oh, I know who you are. Everyone knows who Sasuke Uchiha is." Kuri smiled at him. Sasuke shrugged and drank his drink. Kuri laughed and took a drink as well. "So, Sasuke Uchiha, what is a guy like you doing out all alone on a night like this? Shouldn't you be out with someone special?" Kuri asked as she poured their drinks. Sasuke snorted.
"The only person who is special to me is the reason I'm in here by myself." Sasuke said. Kuri looked slightly shocked and a bit confused.
"You're involved with one of the girls here?" She asked almost sadly.
"No. I think I might be gay." Sasuke said and then bit his lip feeling like a fool for just confessing that. Kuri's eyes widened.
"Really? If you're gay, why are you in a titty bar?" Kuri asked plainly.
"I said I think I might be. So I'm here trying to decide whether I am or not." Sasuke sighed.
"I could help you decide." Kuri said suggestively with the stupid foxy grin again.
"No thank you." Sasuke said. Sighing that even in a gentleman's club he got hit on by fan-girls.
"That's not what I was suggesting." Kuri said leaning back and crossing her arms over her chest. "I was thinking of talking to you about it. You see, I know this person who also might be gay. Well, I mean he is; he's in love with his best friend so I know what it's like to be confused about it." Sasuke looked at the girl and sighed.
"He's my best friend." Sasuke said. Kuri sat up slightly and stared at Sasuke. He could see a bit of hope in her eyes and was confused. "What?"
"So you're in love with your best friend?" She asked.
"Yeah. It's stupid. I tried to kill him, I ran away, tried to kill him again and he just kept following me trying to get me to come back here. When I finally did come back everyone always told me how devoted he was to me. How I was his most important person. And then I started to spend more and more time with him, but then he would always have to go off somewhere and I realized that I didn't ever want him to leave. I wanted to always be with him and then I realized that it wasn't just friendship I was feeling for him anymore." Sasuke sighed.
"So you're in love with him?" Kuri asked.
"You remind me of him kind of." Sasuke said. Kuri looked shocked and nervous.
"R-really?" She asked softly.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to say something like that. I must be drunker than I thought." Sasuke said.
"No, it's alright. Perfectly alright." Kuri said blushing slightly.
"Can I ask you something?" Sasuke asked. Kuri looked at him. "Please don't be offended, I'm not very good at stuff like this. But does your job description only have waitressing or are there other things you can do for customers?" Sasuke asked.
"What exactly did you have in mind?" She asked slightly out of breath.
"Well, you really do look like him. Can I just pretend and," Sasuke started awkwardly. He was too drunk to care at how disgusted he should be with himself for acting like this. Sasuke Uchiha would never pick up a girl in a bar. Sasuke Uchiha would never ask a woman to pretend to be someone else. But here he was asking this stranger to have sex with him so that he could pretend she was Naruto.
"Sure." Kuri said almost too quickly. Sasuke knew it was probably a bad idea to have sex with one of his fan-girls. If word got out about this he would probably end up being raped on the street by a swarm of them. But he really didn't care at the moment.
"When do you get off?" Sasuke asked huskily.
"Five minutes ago." Kuri said. Sasuke grabbed her hand and pulled her out of the bar and to his car. He helped her in and then jumped into the driver's seat and sped home. Once inside, they made it to Sasuke's bedroom before Sasuke lost control. Kuri immediately submitted to whatever he wanted to do to her. The way her body was reacting was almost as if she needed it as badly as Sasuke did. Sasuke pushed her onto the bed a little harder than he had planned. "Ow, stupid teme." Kuri said. Kuri froze and Sasuke stiffened.
"What?" Sasuke asked softly.
"Nothing." Kuri said sitting up and pulling on Sasuke. "Just keep going, please." She begged. Sasuke shook his head.
"I want to know what you said." Sasuke said sternly. In on sense he hoped he heard wrong. In the other he was praying to every god in the universe that he had heard right. Kuri looked away from him.
"You heard what I said." She said softly.
"Na- no, no it can't be you." Sasuke shook his head and backed away a few steps.
"You wanted it to be before." Kuri whispered and started crying softly.
"Naruto?" Sasuke asked.
"This is stupid, I'm leaving." Kuri said standing up and starting to leave. Sasuke grabbed her arm and turned her to face him.
"This is not stupid. Tell me it's really you." Sasuke said firmly but softly.
"It's really me." She whispered. Tears rolled down her cheeks and Sasuke gently wiped them away. As the wetness was wiped across her skin, the makeup smeared revealing the whisker marks hidden beneath.
"Naruto." Sasuke whispered before leaning down to kiss her gently.
"Don't be mad." She whispered.
"I'm not. Just confused." Sasuke said. Kuri nodded and smiled slightly.
"I started training to be hokage. Tsunade told me the training would take a year and a half at least. But because of the training I couldn't go on missions. I needed the money and no one would hire Naruto the deamon carrier. So I changed into Naruko, but I knew no one would hire me as Naruko it was too obvious that I was still Naruto so I made up Kuri Tokimao. All I have to do is put on makeup and no one knew the difference." Kuri said. "So now I'm Naruto Uzumaki by day and Kuri Tokimao by night." Sasuke looked at her for a few seconds and leaned forward to kiss her gently.
"Do you think for tonight you can be Naruto again?" Sasuke whispered against her lips. Kuri smiled and quickly changed back into Naruto. Naruto's eyes were shining with tears as he looked up at Sasuke. Sasuke smiled at him and kissed him again. "Hey." He said softly.
"Hey." Naruto said softly back.
End Flashback
"What are you doing, Sasu-koi?" Kuri asked.
"Just finishing up mission reports for the hokage." Sasuke said. Kuri smiled.
"Naru-koi will be happy to hear that." Kuri said. Sasuke looked up at her.
"Where is Naru-koi tonight?" Sasuke asked. After a few months changing between Naruto and Kuri, they started developing different personalities. It was almost as if they were two different people in the same body.
"Does Kuri-chan displease you?" She asked. Sasuke shook his head.
"No, Kuri. You don't displease me. I was just wondering." Sasuke told her.
"Naru-koi is somewhere. Being hokage is hard work." Kuri told him. Sasuke nodded and sighed.
"I understand that." Sasuke said.
"Are you sad, Sasu-koi?" Kuri asked. Sasuke didn't want to upset Kuri and so he shook his head.
"Just tried." Sasuke said. Kuri walked up to him and pulled him out of his chair.
"Then let's go to bed." She said. Sasuke let Kuri lead him to their bedroom and pull off his clothes before he fell on the bed. Kuri also undressed and laid down next to him. Sasuke wrapped his arms around her protectively and they both tried to fall asleep. Sasuke really did love Kuri. But He didn't want to upset her by telling her he'd rather see Naruto come home than her at least a couple of nights a week. He couldn't really remember the last time Naruto had fallen asleep next to him. It was always Kuri or Kyuubi.
Sasuke laughed softly. He had three lovers in one body. He loved them all, but he definitely loved Naruto the most because he was the one he fell in love with first. However, being Hokage by day and a cocktail waitress by night wore Naruto out. He usually let Kyuubi sleep with Sasuke because it took less effort. Staying as Kuri was too much work and Naruto was always too tired to be with him, so Kyuubi took that role a lot. If it wasn't Kyuubi it was Kuri because Naruto would get stuck as her. Not like he couldn't change back, it was just that Kuri's personality took over after a while. Sasuke had suggested that Naruto quit his job at the bar but Naruto told him that Kuri liked her job. Sasuke didn't mind though. When Naruto came home from the hokage's office he would change into Kuri's outfit before changing into her. Sasuke always thought Naruto looked sexy in Kuri's clothes so Naruto did it to please him.
"Kuri-chan?" Sasuke asked softly.
"Hmm?" She mumbled.
"Can you change back to Naru-koi?" Sasuke asked.
"If I change you'll get Kyuubi-kun." She told him. Sasuke sighed and kissed her shoulder.
"Never mind then." Sasuke said before closing his eyes and imagining Naruto there. With that in his imagination he fell asleep easily.
AN: okay, so if it was confusing... Kuri and Naruko are the same person. Naruto needed a new job so he turned into Naruko, put on some makeup to hide his wisker marks and called himself Kuri. Except, after being Kuri for so long she eventually started to devolpe into her own personality. Kyuubi also comes out to play, but i don't have any Kyu/Saku in this story.
