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"So? Have you chosen?"
You turn to Gou, who is staring at you expectantly. The two of you sit near the pool, feet dangling into the water.
"...'Scuse me?"
She scowls, crossing her arms, "They've all confessed at some point, haven't they, Onee-chan? I'm asking if you've chosen."
You avert your eyes, a bead of sweat rolling down your temple despite the cool weather. "I don't know what you're talking about, Gou-chan,"
You know she must really take this issue seriously, because she completely ignores your use of her first name. "Don't play dumb! I'm your Love Advisor. Of course I know everything that goes on in your insanely eventful love life."
You smile crookedly, "You just went and dubbed yourself that. What the hell is a Love Advisor, anyway..."
She ignores you again, "So, have you chosen?"
Your mouth crinkles into an odd pout, "...I don't reall-"
"You'll date my brother, won't you?"
You whip your head around to look at her. Her eyes are sparkling with misplaced admiration.
"Uh..."
"He's the obvious choice, I know. And when you get married, you'll finally be my real Onee-chan!"
You stare at her, speechless, because why the hell is she talking about marriage, the twit.
"You know, I did kinda tell the others that I support their affections. But my Onii-chan is No.1 after all, you know? I knew you'd understand, Onee-chan. You really are my (future) sister!"
Wait, what? She's been encouraging both Haruka and Makoto with love advice? She really is a twit. With a brother complex.
"Look, Gou, I really don't intend to get serious with any of them. I grew up with them, and I really treasure my friendship with them, alright? Choosing one of them is just gonna hurt the others, and ruin the relationship. So, I'm sorry, but that includes Ri-"
"What are you talking about, Onee-chan. Don't think I don't know what you do with all them behind closed doors. My brother included."
You choked on your own spit. Gou smiled knowingly.
"Guess I better be your Love Advisor for a little longer, huh?"
Fuck, she really was a twit.
