NOTE: I like Spongebob, don't get me wrong. But come on! Review if you agree, no flames, please, but you can POLITELY disagree! OK?

It was a normal day in the world of Spongebob.

He was walking toward his pineapple, when suddenly, the sidewalk opened up!

He fell down a large tube, and into a chair.

"Where am I?"

Suddenly, a blinding spotlight shined down in front of his eyes.

"AAGH!" He screamed, shielding his eyes. He tried to get up, but he was stuck.

"Hello. We've been expecting you." A man stepped out from the dark, holding the light.

"I am with Nick. I supervise the Spongebob Squarepants writing at Nick."

"Why has Spongebob gone so downhill? The new writers stink!" He asked.

"In order to make Spongebob stupid and/or unfunny like some other shows…"

"You mean like Wack, Mr. Meaty, Unfabulous, Zoey 101, and Romeo?"

"Precisely. We want our network to be geared toward stupid people."

"Is that why you're canceling Danny Phantom, Jimmy Neutron, and have canceled Fairly Odd Parents?"

"Yes, again. You see, Spongebob is next on the chopping block, and we decided to stupidify it."

"What about good shows, like Avatar and Ned's?"

"We have to keep viewers somehow."

"How are you going to make the Sponge stupid?"

"It's called the Best Day Ever. All of the new episodes are set…"

"What's that?"

"Viewers vote on their favorites in an all-day marathon!"

"A 24-hour marathon? That's idiotic!"

"And the best part is that 9 of the top 10 will be the new ones!"

I gasped.

"And number one?"

"It will be the worst of them all!"

"Don't tell me it's-"

"Karate Island!"

"No one will vote for that scum!"

"But they will."

The man stepped aside to show a lot of kids with strange apparatus-things on their heads. They were all voting on clicking KARATE ISLAND.

"NOOOOO!" Spongebob screamed.

"And the best part is that the new episode will be short and unimaginative!"

"I'll never act in it!"

"Oh, you will."

They brought Spongebob along to a room. The man stood in the middle, and a light encircled him.

"You will forget…"

A/N: Remember, this is satire for those who hated the episode. No flames, please, but you can disagree.