FINAL FANTASY VII:
Adventures of Cloud Strife the Chocobo
Disclaimer: I do not own the Final Fantasy world or its characters. But then again who doesn't own them. But…lets face it. I'm not as good as I say with writing these F****king fics. But please enjoy this. '-'. Why am I even writing these? No one really cares with my effort in working so hard on one signal story I write!!! So, this is my FINAL!! Last story to even be on fan fiction. Net and on DA!!! But enough from me please enjoy this…*tries to calm down*
Chapter 1: Cloud the Chocobo
Sephiroth and Cloud fought to the death to see who could win. Both of their weapons clashed hard making thunder crack through the buildings of Midgar.
"Sephiroth! You just don't get it at all?" Cloud said with a glare while swing his buster sword at Sephiroth.
"Face the fact that I'm better than you." Sephiroth said with a chuckle blocking Cloud's attack. They both put the same pressure onto their swords.
"You Killed Aires! And Zack!" Cloud shouted slashing at Sephiroth again. "Aires yes…Zack? No…you can blame the Turks for that you were there? Remember?" Sephiroth said.
"Tch! Why did you stab Tifa anyway?!" Cloud asked Sephiroth.
"She was in my way and to mention…Her first outfit really sucked." He said while looking with a bit of disgust. Cloud's eyes widen with the way Sephiroth had commented on Tifa's appearance.
"Why the hell you say that?!" Cloud shouted again.
"Shut up Cloud! Let's fight!" Sephiroth said getting off the subject. They both once again clashed their swords. Cloud threw Sephiroth into the air and was getting ready for his Omni- Slash attack. " I pity you…you just don't get it at all!" Cloud said getting ready for the swords to come out.
Sephiroth knew that he's going to die for the 4th time in a row.
Cloud charged up and the swords had come out around Sephiroth. Cloud flew up towards him for the first strike.
POOF!
Cloud's clothes dropped and so did his sword and him. Sephiroth looked down and saw Cloud's clothes on the floor.
"Don't tell me…your going to kill me being naked." Sephiroth said looking at the pile. Out from the clothes came out Cloud. He popped his head out and looked at his hand. Sephiroth saw that Cloud had became a Gold Chocobo and shaking his head with a bit of evil laughter.
"You got to be kidding me?" Sephiroth laughed.
"Wark…" Cloud groaned getting up shaking his head and saw his appearance. "WARK!!!!" He squawked looking at himself knowing that he was screwed. Cloud had huge cute blue eyes, a small body, huge feet along with wings, and still had his Fenrir badge attached to him, and his hairstyle.
Sephiroth was still shaking his head with evil laughter seeing Cloud's appearance as a gold Chocobo.
"Wark!" Cloud cried again but saying Sephiroth's name. Cloud tried to pick up his buster sword to continue fighting, but it was too heavy for him. He struggled to pick it up again. Cloud fluttered his gold wings to pick it up but it was no good. "You seriously think you can beat me in that state?" Sephiroth said again with another laugh. Cloud fell back tired from trying to lift his sword. Sephiroth walked towards Cloud and got his sword ready to stab him.
Cloud saw the sword coming for him and quickly dashed towards the wastelands to try and lose Sephiroth. Cloud saw one of his smaller swords and picked it up. Sephiroth chased Cloud out of Midgar and into the wastelands.
"Wark…Wark…" Cloud painted running away from Sephiroth while carrying his small sword inside his mouth. Sephiroth was high on Cloud's tail. Cloud saw his Fenrir and hoped onto it. But He forgot that he had very short legs.
"Gotcha." Sephiroth said walking up towards Cloud. Cloud tried his best to push the pedal but it wouldn't start because he was too short. "Wark…" "Damn." Cloud cried with a sweatdrop going down his head. He turned around and saw Sephiroth's sword coming towards him again. Cloud swung himself with his sword and blocked Sephiroth's attack. "Wark!" "Take that Sephiroth!" He cried again with a smile.
Cloud jumped off his Fenrir and continued to run. Sephiroth glared and got onto Cloud's Bike and chased after his gold enemy.
Some Shinra soldiers were drinking happily until they saw Cloud run by carrying his buster sword and then saw Sephiroth drive past them chasing after Cloud.
The two soldiers looked at their drinks before looking at each other. "Great! A Cloud wanna be and a Chocobo Cloud wanna be." Said one grunt.
"What the hell is going on with Midgar these days?" Asked the other grunt pouring his drink on the ground.
Cloud ran as fast as he could while carrying his sword. Sephiroth picked up speed catching up towards his enemy and reached his hand out to grab Cloud. "Wark!" Cloud screamed seeing that Sephiroth was real close in capturing him.
Then a whole heard of Dual horns came rushing through blocking Sephiroth from Cloud. Sephiroth waited for a bit watching the stream of dual horns pass by. He waited with a mad face having his arms crossed. Cloud ran up the steep hill to escape. Sephiroth looked up and saw Cloud getting away. He glared and rammed the Fenrir into the heard making the Fenrir go towards the ground with Sephiroth still on it but he maintained with his sword and went up the steep hill. Sephiroth looked around the area for Cloud but had no luck in finding him. Sephiroth drove away to head somewhere else to think of a plan to get Cloud.
Cloud got out from his small cave and moved his wing across his head in sigh of relief. He looked around and started to stroll to nowhere in the wastelands. Cloud saw the moon come up. He then turned to his left and saw a crimson hound with its pack. Cloud held his sword with his mouth. One Guard hound pounced at Cloud for the kill. Cloud jumped back and knocked the hound aside with a spin of his sword and ran for his life again. The Crimson hound along with the pack chased the gold Chocobo through the trenches.
It was easy for the hounds to spot Cloud, because his gold fur shined with the moon's light shining off him.
"Wark." "Great…Curse my gold fur!" he squawked turning his eyes towards the pack that were chasing him.
"WARK!" "What the hell am I doing? I'm an ExSoldier! I shouldn't be running from them? I should be fighting them!" He cried again with a bit of rage for being a coward. Cloud got within his battle stance and waited for the hounds to come. The hounds all licked their lips seeing Cloud stand their waiting for them. They all had the same thought cloud in having cooked gold Chocobo. Cloud gave them a serious look and pointed his sword at them. The leader roared with laughter. "You think you can stop us with that small pointy stick you got there?" The crimson hound said teasing Cloud.
Cloud closed his eyes and glowed with blue energy. He opened his eyes and pointed his sword towards the sky. "Oohh! I'm so scared!" Cried the Crimson hound acting all scared at the clouds forming up a ray of light. Cloud jumped into the air and headed for the leader and gave a cut on the crimson hound's ass. The crimson yelped in pain and ran off. The guard hounds all looked at Cloud with anger and walked towards him. Cloud turned his head towards them and the hounds stopped in place for a bit. He saw that he was cornered, but that didn't stop him.
He spun around twice knocking all the hounds yelping off in pain as their butts were being cut. Cloud pecked one on its toe and made another hound run off with its tail on fire.
Cloud saw every hound scamper off with fright. He did a happy smirk and tried his best to do his victory pose. He did his victory pose but fell onto his back and his sword landed on top of him. "Wark…" "Ouch…But at least the hounds were taken care of." Cloud squawked getting up from his sword landing on his stomach.
Cloud walked through the wastelands trying to find his way back to Midgar. Then he heard a strange sound coming and saw a huge bright light head for him. "Wark." "Gasp! Oh Shi-!" He cried. WHAM! "Gah…what the hell was that?" Barret shouted stopping the car. He stepped out and saw Cloud with swirls in his eyes. Barret picked up the gold Chocobo. "Hm…looks like a lost Chocobo." Barret said carrying Cloud into his truck. Barret didn't know that that Chocobo was Cloud and took him towards the Chocobo ranch.
Cloud quickly woke up and ran up to Barret fluttering his gold wings. Barret turned towards the Chocobo and patted his head. "Don't worry, I'll take you back to your home little fella." Barret said. "Wark? Wark! Wark!" "Home? No! Barret! Barret it's me! Cloud!" Cloud cried trying to tell Barret, but all Barret could hear was Warks coming from him..
Barret looked at Cloud with confusion. "I really wished that I could understand you, but the only one who does is Cloud." He paused for a second. "Huh? Speaking of Cloud… I haven't seen Cloud all day." He said.
Cloud flopped down onto his back thinking that Barret was so stupid to even notice the Fenrir badge or even his hairstyle.
"Hey don't worry. You be happy with many other Chocobos." Barret said. Cloud slapped himself on the face. "WARK!! Wark!" "GRAHH! You such an asshole Barret!" Cloud squawked with anger and hopped back towards the other side of his friend. Barret drove on towards the ranch. Cloud pouted not even looking at Barret and grumbled something while having his wings crossed with a mad look.
-End of chapter 1-
A/N: well, that was fun to write. I mean I think this story is kind of fun and funny. But hopefully I won't have to deleted every signal story I have on fan fic. But I'm sick and tired of always trying my hardest in writing a signal chapter and barely gets enough look at's. But please leave a review. Man...I made Barret a bit stupid, but then again its midnight and he's maybe tired. but leave a review.
ABSOL! AB! WARK!
