Turn of the Cobra by Batman100

an X-Men: Evolution/GI Joe Crossover

Genre: Humor

Characters: Cyclops/Scott S. and Baroness

Just an idea I had in mind after watching GI JOE Rise of Cobra and I do not own X-Men: Evolution characters working with high-class professional government elite team agents or making references to the Wild Wild West movie. Enjoy!

PS- this story is in transcript mode

Chapter 1: Introductions and Brief Allusions

Ana Hauser: (walking up to the front door of X-Mansion, rings doorbell) Nice house. All it needs is a drawbridge and some white knight statues. (Jean opens door, Ana sees her) Oh hi. I'm Ana Hauser and this is my husband Duke. We're members of GI Joe. We believe we have a membership request here.

Jean: Of course. Right this way. (Ana and Duke enter the house) Welcome to the X-Mansion. It's 50 rooms- and a sub-basement of Heaven on earth.

Duke: Amazing what people- er mutants, I mean can do with just a few $1.5 trillion. You think this would make a good cover of 'Better Homes for Super Heroes and Super Soldiers?' (Audience laughter) What was that?

Me: Oh actually, this story is being typed in front of a live studio audience. Meaning, you, Ana, Jean, and the central characters in this story are being filmed on local cable television from the UK

Ana: Huh. I somehow knew Marvel was going to make a sitcom version of X-Men. You think after all the serious, action-packed, non-stop explosive mutant-human tension and all, the TV geniuses would at least try to make a more funnier version (To camera) But of course, the movies were awesome.

Scott: (entering) Well, well, what have we here? Two of GI Joe's finest. My name is-

Duke: Scott Summers. Weapons expert. Served in the Civil War and the Messiah War. Expert on optic energy. Also invulnerable to optic energy. Alias Cyclops. Not to be mistaken for the Greek version.

Scott: You got that right. I would've almost been mistaken for impersonating LeVar Burton from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Oh wait, he's black. My apologies.

Ana: Well, this is interesting. If only something crazy were to happen. (Beat) I said if only…

(Sounds of nitro wagon hurtling toward mansion window)

Duke, Ana, Scott and Jean: Now what?

Stay tuned

Chapter 2: Moving In

As we saw in the beginning of the story, our heroes Duke and Ana were conversing with X-Men Cyclops and Jean Grey before a hurtling cart of nitro speeded toward the mansion window

Duke, Ana, Scott, and Jean: Now what?

(Explosion)

Part 2

(Music from the Wild Wild West movie scene in Washington as Duke, Ana, Scott and Jean are riding to the X-Mansion on horseback)

Scarlett: Duke and Ana, it's good to see you two. (Sees Scott and Jean) Who are these two?

Duke: Members of the X-Men, some mutant superhuman defense organization. That's Cyclops and the twin red-head would be Jean Grey.

Scarlett: Scarlett O' Hara. At your service. (Shakes Scott and Jean's hands)

Jean: Now if only something exciting were to happen. (Beat) I said if only…

Stay tuned for Part 3! R&R please!