The marriage of Go & Lo

Pairings: GohanxPiccolo, GotenxTrunks GokuxChichi with hints on yaoi jokes

Rating: PG13 for alternant lifestyles, and language

Summary: Basically, what if Gohan didn't marry Videl but someone he's known a lot longer?

I don't own DBZ, duh.


It was a bright sunny day at the Son residents. A year has passed since the great fight with Majin Buu and things were finally at peace. Well…almost…

Chichi: *Jaw hitting the floor* YOU'RE BOTH GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Goten: *Holding hands with Trunks* What's gay? We're in love with each other~! Ha-ha!

Trunks: Goten, gay is when two guys like each other. *Nudges him then looks to Chichi* We are! And likewise, I would like to ask for your son's hand in marriage, Mrs. Chichi! *Bows*

Chichi: *Trying not to smack him in the face* GRRRR!!!!

Chichi had nothing against gay people personally, but Gohan just came out about his relationship with Piccolo a few weeks ago. Goten and Trunks both backed up as her power level rose! Both boys feared the Ox Princess's wrath even more than Majin Buu himself.

Goten: Mom-mommy? *Shaking*

Trunks: I think she's gonna blow! *Ducks and covers*

Gohan: *Rushes in from the hall* Mother! Calm down. Their just kids-

Suddenly Chichi exploded! Not with her usual rage but in tears. She fell to her knees, crying her eyes out. Everyone was in shock at her reaction.

Trunks: *Clinging to Goten* …*Blinking, dumbfounded*

Goten: *Blushing at Trunks touch* Hmm…

Gohan: Mom, are you alright-

Chichi: ALL MY KIDS ARE GAY!!! *Slams her fists on the floor* I love you all…gay or straight…but I just wanted some grandchildren!! *Sobs more* Now I'll never have them!!

Goten: *Confused* Huh? Why not? Me and Trunks might want kids one day. *Blushing and wiggling*

Trunks: *Baps Goten on the head* Stupid, boys can't have babies.

Goten: *Surprised* O-oh…*Walks to Chichi* Mommy, if you want, I'll marry a girl when I grow up…

Chichi: *Sits up and hugs him* It…it is your choice Goten. *Sniffles* I just want you to be happy.

Trunks/Gohan: *Watching, surprised* Whoa…

Goten: *Lights up* So I can marry Trunks when I get big?

Chichi: *Still crying, nods* If it will make you happy-

Goten: SWEET! *Runs to Trunks and pulls him off* Lets go online shop for wedding dresses!!!

Trunks: What! I ain't wearing no dress! *Pulled off* AH!

Chichi was now laying face down on the hard floor, still crying to herself. Gohan walked over and helped her up.

Gohan: *Cleans her face* You okay, mom?

Chichi: Guess I could always just think ahead…since Goten's marrying the richest boy in the world…*Sniffles* I can travel the world…I won't have time to think about grand kids…*Fake smile* Just how to prevent my rapid aging…*Lip quivers and eyes water again* No children in my way…at all…not even a useless granddaughter named Pan…nothing…no one to carry the family line…*Zoned out*

Gohan: *Looks off sweating* Well…technically…Piccolo's race can reproduce A-sexually and choose how they will look. Even like someone else's DNA… *Cough*

Chichi: *Looks up* Wh-what?

Gohan: *Blushing out of control and really uncomfortable* Piccolo can have my kids.

Chichi: *Blank faced* …He-he can? *Blushes a little as her mind wonders*

In Chichi's mind, a chubby little baby with green skin, pointy ears, antenna, black hair, a bored look, a tail and Chinese clothing waddled around. It's name would be Rain.

Chichi: *Smiles and lets out a sigh* AWWWWW~!!! Even if it is green…that would be such a cute baby!! *Giggles and covers her red cheeks* We could even name it Rain~! I'd play with its antenna and brush its tail all day~!

Gohan: *Points out, matter-of-factly* Well, it'd only be a quarter Saiyan; I don't think it would have a tail.

Chichi: *Smacks him* Give me some f**king grandkids!!

A few weeks later…

Piccolo: *Standing on a rock, choking Gohan* I AGREED TO, WHAT!!!!!?

Birds flew away, sensing death.

Gohan: *Choking and shrugging with a dopy look on his face* Gack-have a baby with my after I finish school? Heheheh-*Gags*

One massive beating later, Piccolo was sitting on his rock with a pouty look. Gohan stood next to him, bloody and bruised.

Piccolo: *Puff cheeks* Okay…*Deflates* I'll do it, but I want to get married first. *Mumbles* Can't have people thinking I'm a slut.

Gohan: *Lights up a little and kisses Piccolo's cheek* Wouldn't have it any other way, Mr. Piccolo. I'll go tell mom and dad.

Piccolo: *Grumbles* Fine…I…love you. *Looks off*

Gohan: *Smiles warmly* Back at you.

Back at the Son house, the roof was jumping off the walls!

Chichi: He agreed to it and actually wants to make it legal!!? Holy s**t!!

Goku: *Has a pot belly and holding a roasted Yak's leg* Okay, I've been in the basement, binge eating for weeks, what the hell is going on? Did I miss something!!?

Gohan: Piccolo said if we are going to have kids…we have to get married first. *Blushing*

Chichi: Wow, never pegged him as the honorable type. *Hands on her hips*

Goku: Wait, when did Gohan start dating Piccolo? *Blink* Man, I gotta get my act together. *Rubbing his head*

Chichi: That you do. *Back to Gohan* Well, you graduate in a few months, so send Piccolo over here the next time you see.

Gohan: *Blinks* Huh? Why? You aren't going to threaten him or something are you?

Chichi: *Rolls her eyes* Noooo, I just want to talk to him about the wedding and kids. He is going to be my daughter-in-law soon after all. *Makes a face* Gah, that left a bad taste in my mouth.

Gohan: Heheheh, I bet. *Looks to Goku* Dad? You're being awfully quiet.

Goku: *Silly jester* Oh sorry, just coming to terms with my food addiction. *Smiles* I'm happy for you, son. If fact, I'm going to put some pants on-and a bigger shirt…and go see my future Piccolo-in-law! *Skips off*

Chichi: Now you should be worried about your father threatening your mates. *Sweating*

Later that day at the wastelands, Goku and Piccolo were sitting on a plateau together. Goku was munching on a giant ball of meat while Piccolo tried not to vomit.

Goku: *Spewing crumbs* So, why did you agree to all this, Piccolo? *Gulp*

Piccolo: B-because…Gohan-*Gags* Asked me to-okay, will you just stop eating that in front of me you nasty pig! *Covers his mouth* I'm getting sick…*Sticks his tongue out*

Goku: Sorry. *Swallows it whole with a nasty gulp* Ah! Much better!

Piccolo: …BLECK!! *Vomits on the ground*

Goku: Eww!! …You gonna eat that-

Piccolo: If you don't want me to marry Gohan just say it!!!

End Chapter 1.

I got much more to come.