Dear me,
I guess you want proof that it's actually me that's writing the letter, you've always been paranoid like that. So here's my proof: look under your bed, there's a picture of you, Blaise, and Pansy in a silver frame. You'll never admit it to them, but they are your best friends (well your only real friends if you don't count Crab and Goyle) you know, you should really listen to Blaise more, and Pansy means the best, she won't be around forever you know. Of course, right now you don't care, Pansy and Blaise have always been there, you've never thought that one day they might not be.
I've got some advice; don't listen to your father. He's not always right, although he likes to think he is. Oh, and you should thank professor Snape, he's saved your butt more times than one. Also, don't be so mean to everyone, most of them aren't that bad.
I wish you would take Muggle studies, and realize Muggles aren't that bad. I wish you would stop trying to one up every one, and just relax. But I know at seventeen it's hard to see what's right. Trust me it gets better, you should see your wife and son. And, no matter how hard it gets, stop saying you're going to throw yourself off the Astronomy tower, you'll give poor Pansy a heart attack.
With hope,
Draco L. Malfoy (you)
AN: So I think this has been done before, but I want to take my spin on it. I really got hooked on this whole letter thing. Anyway, next up…..Snape! Thanks for reading EDIT: fixed the typos.
