The Final Fantasy News
"Wow! This is the news office!? Cool!" Rikku exclaims.
This is the news office for the FFNews.
"I heard Squall's here." Yuna says.
"Probably Rinoa as well. I wonder if Sora has come?" Rikku adds.
"Oh, it's time for the first segment!" Yuna exclaims.
Segment 1
"There's reports of a Dragon sitting in the middle of a stage at the Opera House in Jidoor. Stupid thing won't move! Will someone be able to slay it so they can get on with the Opera? Also, Sephiroth has been sighted in the Nibelheim Fields where he was reported to have been trampling flowers again. I bet Aerith will be mad! Cloud is on his way to confront him now. And in sports..." Yuna says.
"...in sports, we got the Besaid Aurochs, ya? We won 12-3! It's all 'cause we signed Linna up! 900 gil a game is worth it! That Nap Shot 3 works wonders, especially against Nimrook, who Tidus has been tryin' sign, ya? Those Psyches won't give him up! That's it for sports!" Wakka reports.
"I saw Squall entering the Battle Arena at the Calm Lands... good luck fighting that huge bird... oh! Another report! Tonberry outbreak at
Sephiroth's Northern Cave. Who would be brave enough to clean them out? There's probably the odd Master Tonberry as well! Also, a Malboro was sighted at Djose Highroad. A rare sight indeed... what could draw it so far away from the Calm Lands? So far, it's not harmed anyone, so it's all good, right? And, one more report, let's go to Luca for the machina clean-up." Yuna reports.
Luca...
The Goers are being chased around, but let's forget about them.
"Wow! It's Ramza Beoulve! THE Ramza Beoulve!! You're actually here!! Have you come to clear out the machina?" Shaami asks.
"Yes. It is I who will be the hero and save this fair city. I do not see Delita anywhere. I've no idea what his end is in all this, but I shall be the savior for these fine folks. Now, shall I?" Ramza says.
Ramza starts working on the clean-up. A Thundara here and a Spark Bomb there. Luso also joins in and takes a machina apart.
"Hey, stealing takes 'em apart!" Luso notes.
Back to Yuna...
"Looks like Ramza has lots of help in Luca. Those machina are no match for Ramza's Thundara and Luso's Steal. Now, Squall has returned. He's got Dark Matter. Looks like Quistis used it to learn Shockwave Pulsar. I also heard Vincent Valentine was taking apart some machina over in Djose. Or was it Guadosalam? Yuffie and Rikku went to help him. Tidus, Auron, and Kimahri went to protect a truck full of Yuneos! Yes, I sell them now professionally! You know how I do!" Yuna reports.
Well, there it is. The Yuneos Truck is under attack by Bikers. Vic Vance is driving it, with Carl Johnson shooting away. Good thing Lance Vance isn't here. He'd be screwing the whole thing up!
Ramza and Luso have finished the machina clearing mission and obtained medals and gil. Cloud has started a chocobo race against Cid Highwind and Tifa. Wow. Oh, and Miley Cyrus is staging a concert at the Thunder Plains. Tickets are 5000 gil. Maddie Fitzpatrick is selling them at the shop in Luca. I bet Rikku wants to go, so Yuna will go get her a ticket before they're sold out.
To be Continued...
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LONDON TIPTON!!
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