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OK, so I haven't gotten any reviews on Sorek yet... :'( But I DON'T CARE! I'll still upload this. OK, we meet one of the most egotistical people of all time today...
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or Shrek. But God, if I did...
Light shone through a limited space onto a book. It magically opened and a silvery voice recited, "Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss…of the handsome Prince Riku."
The horse whinnied as the knight made him gallop very fast. The knight continued, "It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the Hugon's keep." Riku paid no attention to the fact that there was no hugon, as he was so caught up in retelling his fortune. He took off his helmet and the hair net, swinging his silver hair, saying, "For he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land. And it was destiny that his kiss-" he sprayed breath freshener-"would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her-" he gasped in shock.
Zeke Midas Wolf looked up from his magazine and asked, annoyed, "What?"
"Princess…Naminé?" Riku asked timidly.
"No!"
Riku gave a sigh of relief and declared, "Oh, thank heavens. Where is she?"
"She's on her honeymoon," Zeke said nonchalantly, going back to his magazine.
"Honeymoon?" Riku asked, alarmed. "With whom?"
