XD I decided I like Naruto spoofs! Maybe I'll make more.


Happy Crack Spoof 1

On a normal day, err... Previous to Sasuke going to the Emo Farm, they are all getting ready to meet up at the bridge. Kakashi of course wasn't expected on time, so he just didn't count until an hour later.

Sakura arrives, long awaiting her loving Sasuke-kun who's usually the first one there. She doesn't think much on it. Nor bother wondering why Naruto is actually walking up the road before the Uchiha.

Naruto of course, greets Sakura with his enthusiastic wave and a sheepish 'Good morning' as he attempts to pull up a conversation. The female ninja ignores the advance however and settles with a dismissing 'Morning' only to leave the situation at that.

Idly the blonde leaned against the railing, mumbling for why in all the world that bastard was late. How was he supposed to start a good natured fight if Sasuke wasn't here yet? He pouted.

Time skipped on, silence reigning even though Naruto would casually attempt a conversation once in awhile. After a while he gave up though, quite sick of just getting 'Uh huh..' or 'No.' after 20 minutes.

Sakura began to worry her lip, biting it gently while the idiot blonde just grunted and gave an irritated glare into nothing. Kakashi had yet to arrive and when the pink haired ninja was about to say something, up came a very... very gorgeous woman.

Long legs seemed to pour out from the short kimono like clothing the woman wore. Creamy shoulders showing off a slender neck and wonderful frame. The fabric was silken, all dark blues and blacks with some gold and crimson. Oh and that pale porcelain skin right against the silks. Naruto just stared, eyes wide and a heavy blush flooding his cheeks. He couldn't help but stare appreciatingly at the womans inner thighs that were practically on display. She had a graceful walk, her clothes riding neatly enough to cover what was necessary. Naruto, really... really liked the way those legs moved. Holy shit, how he'd like to...

Oh. Dear. Mother. Fuck!

Sakura looked ridiculously envious, almost sputtering green with jealously. Naruto couldn't help but be amused in ways. As the woman neared, his attention went right back to what he was previously looking at. The woman had silken black hair, a blue sheen to it. Her face had nice light touches of make up that accentuated onyx eyes.

His heart beat sped up. She was coming closer! Almost as if she were going to speak to him. Naruto gulped. Those luscious thighs still dwindling in his mind.

The woman did the unthinkable and really did walk over to Naruto, a light smirk tugging at slightly colored lips. She was gorgeous in ways he couldn't explain. Though something in the back of his head nagged at how familiar that smirk looked.

It was then she spoke. "Morning Dobe..."

That voice was not silky smooth, but deep and...

And...

Kakashi chose that moment to show up. He gave a cheerful greeting. "Morning Sasuke."