Disclaimer:
All recognisable characters and places do not belong to me. I just borrow them and return them with a few more bumps and bruises. I make no money off these stories, just written purely for my own pleasure.
A/N: Don't ask me where this came from. My husband suggested the first and last line and it kind of went from there, so I blame him!! Yes we are both very sick puppies!
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"Oh, for crying out loud, Jack, just pull it out!"
"I can't, Carter! It's stuck!"
"It's only small, Jack, it shouldn't be that hard"
"It's bloody hard. I'd like to see you do it when you're under this much pressure."
"Can I be of assistance O'Neill"
"Grab this and pull, T"
"This is most difficult O'Neill"
"Ya think. It's never usually this hard to pull it off"
"You know it doesn't usually take three people to do this, Sir"
"Obviously you have never been to Washington, Carter."
Daniel walks over and with a quick twist pulls the pin out of the grenade and stalks out of the room.
"Nice technique, Daniel, glad someone around here can pull it off."
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