FINAL FANTASY VII
AUTHORS NOTE: TO GET MOST OF THE JOKES CONTAINED IN THIS STORY YOU MUST READ 'A COUNTDOWN TO MASTURBATION' TOO.
'A Countdown To Poker'
"Alright, you both know the rules? Everytime you fail to win a round, you have to remove at least *one* piece of clothing. So, you still in?", Cloud said.
"Yep! I'm in! Aeris?", asked Tifa.
"Sure! Why the hell not?!", the ancient smiled. "How about you Barrett?"
"Wha?! Play strip poker?! With a man involved?! No chance in hell!", Barrett yelled.
"So, you won't play but you will watch?", laughed Cloud.
"Up yo' ass!", Barrett grumbled, as he walked out the door. "I'm goin' to Cid's place! He knows how to act like an adult, and not like some hormonally challenged teenager!"
Cloud, Tifa and Aeris had gathered at Tifa's Nibelheim home for the weekend to enjoy a classic game of cards. Cloud had suggested strip poker, and Tifa and Aeris were well up for it.
"Okay, dealer goes first.", said Cloud dealing out the cards. "Whatcha got Aeris?"
"Hmmm, a got a king, a queen, a joker and a couple of hearts. Does that mean I win?"
"I dunno. Infact, I'm not completely sure how to play poker.", Cloud confessed. "Why don't we just play strip snap instead?"
"Okay!", the girls agreed.
The three friends began placing their cards on the pile.
"Snap!", shouted Aeris, as she placed a heart onto a heart. "Cloud... take off one piece of clothing please!"
"Damn!", groaned Cloud taking off his shoes.
It didn't take long until all three friends were down to their last pieces of clothing. Tifa was in the lead, having only removed her top.
"Not long now until we get to see Cloud's family jewels, huh Tifa?", Aeris smiled.
"Snap!", shouted Tifa, placing a joker onto a joker. "Cloud... take off your final piece of clothing. Take off your underwear!"
Cloud gave an unpleasant groan as he began to remove his underwear. Suddenly, Aeris started to jolt back and forth.
"Aeris? Are you okay?", asked Cloud pulling his underwear back up.
Aeris mumbled something obscene and fell to the floor. She eventually stopped shaking and coughed up some blood.
"Oh my God! The contents of Cloud's pants gave Aeris a seizure!", screamed Tifa.
"Woah! I suck!", yelled Cloud.
"Well, we can't play strip snap with just the two of us.", Tifa sighed. "I'm going to Cid's place to see what Barrett is up too. You wanna come?"
"Uh, I think I'll just stay here."
Tifa got up from the table and made her way out the front door.
"Um, Tifa? Don't you want your t-shirt back first?", wondered Cloud.
"Just leave me with my dignity Cloud. Leave me with my dignity.", she replied.
THE END__________
AUTHORS NOTE: TO GET MOST OF THE JOKES CONTAINED IN THIS STORY YOU MUST READ 'A COUNTDOWN TO MASTURBATION' TOO.
'A Countdown To Poker'
"Alright, you both know the rules? Everytime you fail to win a round, you have to remove at least *one* piece of clothing. So, you still in?", Cloud said.
"Yep! I'm in! Aeris?", asked Tifa.
"Sure! Why the hell not?!", the ancient smiled. "How about you Barrett?"
"Wha?! Play strip poker?! With a man involved?! No chance in hell!", Barrett yelled.
"So, you won't play but you will watch?", laughed Cloud.
"Up yo' ass!", Barrett grumbled, as he walked out the door. "I'm goin' to Cid's place! He knows how to act like an adult, and not like some hormonally challenged teenager!"
Cloud, Tifa and Aeris had gathered at Tifa's Nibelheim home for the weekend to enjoy a classic game of cards. Cloud had suggested strip poker, and Tifa and Aeris were well up for it.
"Okay, dealer goes first.", said Cloud dealing out the cards. "Whatcha got Aeris?"
"Hmmm, a got a king, a queen, a joker and a couple of hearts. Does that mean I win?"
"I dunno. Infact, I'm not completely sure how to play poker.", Cloud confessed. "Why don't we just play strip snap instead?"
"Okay!", the girls agreed.
The three friends began placing their cards on the pile.
"Snap!", shouted Aeris, as she placed a heart onto a heart. "Cloud... take off one piece of clothing please!"
"Damn!", groaned Cloud taking off his shoes.
It didn't take long until all three friends were down to their last pieces of clothing. Tifa was in the lead, having only removed her top.
"Not long now until we get to see Cloud's family jewels, huh Tifa?", Aeris smiled.
"Snap!", shouted Tifa, placing a joker onto a joker. "Cloud... take off your final piece of clothing. Take off your underwear!"
Cloud gave an unpleasant groan as he began to remove his underwear. Suddenly, Aeris started to jolt back and forth.
"Aeris? Are you okay?", asked Cloud pulling his underwear back up.
Aeris mumbled something obscene and fell to the floor. She eventually stopped shaking and coughed up some blood.
"Oh my God! The contents of Cloud's pants gave Aeris a seizure!", screamed Tifa.
"Woah! I suck!", yelled Cloud.
"Well, we can't play strip snap with just the two of us.", Tifa sighed. "I'm going to Cid's place to see what Barrett is up too. You wanna come?"
"Uh, I think I'll just stay here."
Tifa got up from the table and made her way out the front door.
"Um, Tifa? Don't you want your t-shirt back first?", wondered Cloud.
"Just leave me with my dignity Cloud. Leave me with my dignity.", she replied.
THE END__________
