Chapter 1, The chernobyl diaries

One day, inside the reactor of the chernobyl plant a proud mother was about to give birth to a child. This child had only a few extra limbs and walked like a

duck with broken a leg and parkinsons. This baby was called a Taras. One day when taras was working in the salt mines trying to get putin some salt for his dinner.

Suddenly over the horizon came a noise. A black spec was seen coming in at unheard of speeds, when it got close enough the people of chernobyl knew what it was.

It was a baby blue Lincoln L.S. It came crashing into the nuclear reactor and it blew up and killed everyone in the entire country exept for taras. Taras at the

ripe age of two saw the creature walk out of the car. It was speaking incoherant broken language that was unrecogonisable. It had a thing of blond fur on its head

in the shape of a bowl that was attacked by a weed whacker. It was wearing a detroit yacht club shirt and was 7-3. While it was shooting of its 12 gauge, taras took

this as his chance to escape and ran to his 03 toyota camry and drove away. The monster got in his lincoln L.S and the chase was on. Both cars were probrably going

over 1,000,000 MPH when they broke the time space barrier and ended up in putins bathroom. The monster tried to kick taras but he dodged it and the beast fell in toilet

Taras was about to finish the monster when a voice from the doorway was heard " you forgot someone". Suddenly taras was hit from behind by a horrifying monster in all

This new thing did not even come close to resembling a human, more like a Pig monster with breathing problems and was really buff. Both beasts started fighting eachother

and taras took this as his chance to escape to the Almighty and great ruler Putin. Putin was in his office, When taras entered he realised he wasent worthy enough to see

so he decided to instead bring his hero back from the dead. This hero was Josef Stalin

K bae chapter 2 will be coming shor