Warning: Slash. RemusXSirius. Very bad, crude humour.
I do not own Harry Potter and never will (much to my disappointment)
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J: This is so boring!
S: McGonagall always is mate.
J: How the hell can Moony listen?!
S: I dunno but we'll have to copy his notes again.
R: No you're not!
J: Pardon?
R: You're not copying my notes!
S: And why not?
R: Because you're both lazy little sods.
J: Please Moony!
R: No
S: Pretty please?
R: No
J: Fine then! We'll ask Lily.
R: Rather you than me.
S: Please. Please. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee.
R: No. No and no. Try listening.
S: Listen? Us?
J: Outrageous!
R: Big word James. Know what it means?
S: Yeah James.
R: And do you know what it means Sirius?
J: Haha.
R: You don't know do you?
J: No.
S: No.
R: Thought as much.
J: Tell us then!
R: It means shocking, out of the ordinary.
S: Smart arse.
R: You know you love me really…
J: Clever clogs.
R: Try listening James, it usually works.
S: I need sugar!
J: Backs away slowly
S: Give me sugar!
R: …why?
S: I just do. Have you got any sugar? Get me some sugar Moony!
R: James don't leave me alone with him!
J: Sorry.
R: You will be!
J: Oh . . . Shit.
R: What?
J: Look at Sirius.
R: Giant sugar quill! Absolutely bloody fantastic.
J: Hyper Sirius for hours!
R: Shoot me now!
J: Shoot you? What's that mean?
R: Muggle expression. Means kill me now.
J: Okay…. Odd.
S: hehe! Me got sugar!
R: Prat.
J: Before I forget, Moony, can I ask you something?
R: Go ahead.
J: Were you kissing John Abbot in the library?
S: WHAT!?
R: Sirius, go back to your sugar.
S: No I won't! Were you?
R: …might have been.
J: I KNEW IT! Lily?
L: What Potter?
J: You owe me 5 galleons.
L: Why?
J: Remember our little bet? Well he was!
L: OMG!! No way!
J: Yeah he was!
L: Remus is gay?
J: Yeah I know, unbelievable!
R: I am still here guys!
L: Were you honestly kissing him?
R: …Yes.
L: Why?
R: I - I er, I go out with him.
L: OMG!
J: OMG!
S: OMG!
M: OMG!
L: Mary?
J: Mary as in Lily's friend?
S: Mary with brown hair and big -
R: Sirius! Mary?
M: Sorry guys, got caught in the moment. Bye x.
J: Were you going to tell us you were gay or not?
S: Were you going to tell us you have a boyfriend?
R: Maybe.
S: I cannot believe you go out with that Hufflepuff!
J: Why? He's sort of cute!
S: …
R: …
L: …
J: What!?
S: You aren't gay.
R: He's my boyfriend.
L: You fancy me.
J: And? Go out with me then Lily?
L: Sure. Why not?
S: Evans said yes to Potter?
J: Woohoo! Go me! Go me! Go me!
R: At last!
S: I cannot believe you go out with him though Moony!
R: Weren't you eating a sugar quill?
S: Moony! Why him though?
R: Well why not Padfoot?
S: Out of all they boys, you pick him!?
J: Sirius, you don't seemed surprised he's gay.
S: Erm…no.
R: He knew.
J: Why didn't you tell me!
S: He didn't tell me.
R: He helped me find it out.
J: WHAT!?
S: We were drunk.
R: Sirius was, I wasn't.
S: Oh yeah. I wasn't totally out of my head though.
R: I thought you were.
S: Nah. So why him?
R: He's a really good kisser.
S: Yeah right. Bet I'm better aren't I Remus?
R: Well I can't remember.
S: Let me refresh your memory,
J: BLOODY HELL!
L: Is that Remus and Sirius?
J: Yeah.
L: John won't be happy though it is … sort of hot.
J: Lily Evans! Watching my two best friends snog is not hot!
S: So who's better then Moony? Me or John?
R: John looks as though he's going to murder me!
S: I won't let him!
R: We really shouldn't have done that though!
S: And why not?
R: I think McGonagall's going to have a fit!
S: So? You shouldn't be going out with him!
J: Padfoot, are you jealous?
S:… No.
R: It certainly sounds as though you are!
S: Well I am not!
J: Oh stop sulking!
R: John's just finished me.
S: Really? Good.
J: Awww. Are you upset?
R: Nah. Don't blame him really.
J: Padfoot! Stop grinning!
L: Is that them two again?
J: I think McGonagall is going to faint!
S: Remus, go out with me?
R: Yes.
L: I want those galleons back James!
J: No way.
L: Not again?
J: Three times and they still get away with it!
L: Yeah…
J: And that means I'll be keeping those galleons!
R: Will you two stop betting on me!?
J: Sorry.
L: Sorry.
S: They will be.
J: Four times!
L: Looks like fun…
J: Let's try it!
L: … okay then.
J: Oh and Lily? Can I borrow your notes?
Pure Madness!
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