Hey guys, so this is me and Panica's work...yeah, I kind of forgot to upload it a lonnnngggg time ago! so yeah.

DISCLAIMER: I DON"T OWN MR or FANG!

enjoys


Have you ever wondered why James Patterson named him Fang? Well, I have no idea so here are a few more like ten suggestions!

#1: It's his emo/scene name.

Me: Nah, he ain't cool enough to be scene :P Panica: More like you ain't cool enough to be scene :P Fang: I ain't scene or emo! *goes to emo corner*
Panica: okayyyy .moving on!

#2: He use to bite people.

Panica: Watch out he bits! *girly gasp*
Me: I believe this one! Lol Fang: What? *innoncent look*

#3: He's a vampire!

Panica and Me: *pushes Fang into the sunlight*
Me: Damn, he doesn't sparkle like a fairy!
Panica: Damn, he doesn't burst into flames!
Fang: O.o

#4: It's his nickname from some gang.

Me: o.O Panica: O.O Fang: crap, they found out.

#5: He's in a band.

Me: Sing! *pointing at Fang*
Fang: I can't *pout*
Panica: He ain't as good as Dylan or Andy.
Fang: Andy?
Panica and Me: OHHH MYYY GOLDFISHHH! Andy Sixx from Black Veil Brides!
Fang: Okayyy .

#6: He's real name is something embarrassing and Fang's the short version.

Me: What's your name?
Fang: Fang Panica: Can you prove that?
Fang: yea Panica: How?
Fang: Call JP.
Panica: Nah, I'm good (I hate talking on phones unless it's with my fren, Ty)

#7: It's his last name.

Me: Like how I call Katie by her last name?
Panica: yup!
Fang: *sigh* They ain't gonna give up.

#8: It's his middle name!

Me: . . .
Fang: . .
Panica: What? I'm just saying.

#9: It's his stage name!

Me: He's an sctor?
Panica: yup!
Panica and Me: *Stares at Fang*
Fang: O.O *faints*
Me: O.O poor Fang Panica: . . . I guess not. *pout*

#10: His a purple monkey from space and came down to earth to seek the greatest cookie for his mistress, Maximum Ride. ~suggested by PurpleNBlue~

Panica:*whispers to Fang* she took her pills this morning right?
Fang: Crap

#11: *BONUS* He's like Agent P from that one Diseny show!

Panica: So he's a platapus?
Me: yup!
Fang: *shakes head*


And yeah, we were bored that day!

And now i have to go do my homework!

XOXO,

~Jazz~and Fang and *Panica*