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Orochimaru: Hey Kabuto...
Kabuto: Yes, Orochimaru-sama?
Orochimaru: It's your birthday today, right?
Kabuto: Yeah, February 29th.
Orochimaru: But that's a leap day. Do you still celebrate every year?
Kabuto: -adjusts glasses- What makes you think I celebrate at all...?
Orochimaru: Oh come now, Kabuto... you've been with me for a long time. I know everything you do around here.
Sasuke: Would you two shut up? I'm trying to sleep over here.
Orochimaru: You're just mad because your birthday isn't today! So Kabuto, if you only have an actual birthday every four years, does that make you younger?
Kabuto: I'm still 22 years old.
Orochimaru: Yeah, but you don't have the actual DAY to make it real. So, if you only counted the years where the 29th happened, you'd only be... what, 5 or 6 years old right now.
Kabuto: I DO count the years in between...
Orochimaru: I won't. -drool-
Sasuke: Stupid pedophile...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Kabuto!
