Week 2: You're Kidding Me, Right?
Author: jaimed1968 aka Dusty_evals LJ
Character: Miroku
Prompt: All Girls Boarding School
Word Count: 469
Warnings: Um… not much considering the subject matter.
Author's Note: The thought for this came to me as I read the prompt. There was a show… way back when where Tom Hanks played in a show called 'Bosom Buddies' I felt that this was a perfect idea. Hope that you enjoy!
His violet eyes nearly bulged from their sockets as he looked in the gym bag Inuyasha had shoved into his hands, shocked at the contents. Fingers delved into the depths of the bag, drawing out a crisp white button-down shirt that looked way too small for his muscular chest. Looking toward his 'friend' Miroku asked, "You're kidding me, right? You're not really expecting me to wear this!"
Growling in frustration, Inuyasha retorted, "You've gotten yourself into so much trouble Miroku that if you don't get into this new school, you'll never graduate and your inheritance will go to the monastery." Miroku sighed briefly remembering all the sexual harassment suits brought on him in the last four years of his life. It had nearly bankrupted his family and they had insisted on him attending the Shikon Academy.
There was only one catch…
An hour later, Inuyasha pulled his cherry red Mustang in front of the massive complex of buildings that contained the Shikon Academy. He withdrew from his vehicle, a smug grin upon his face as he moved to the passenger side. Gripping the handle, Inuyasha struggled as he held in the rolls of laughter that threatened to spill from his lips.
A tentative black Oxford shoe stepped onto the pavement of the driveway, followed by its mate. White Bobbie socks covered delicate looking ankles as smooth legs moved from a sitting position from the passenger seat. A dark blue plaid pleated skirt hung about mid thigh as the passenger stood at last upon the pavement.
Unable to contain his laughter any longer, Inuyasha dropped to the ground, rolling furiously as tears streamed from his eyes. Violet eyes glared at his soon-to-be dead friend as Miroku growled, "Stop the funny business, Inuyasha!"
"But… but… You… look so… hysterical!" he managed to say between fits of laughter! Miroku looked down at the crisp white shirt, adjusting the uncomfortable bra just so that it looked natural. His normally pulled back hair had been brushed and hung about his shoulders in a natural fashion. Little golden hoops, which he usually wore, looked perfect with his school girl outfit.
Having regained his composure, if only for a bit, Inuyasha brushed off his clothes as he stood once more next to his car. Looking over his friend, from head to toe, he was rather shocked at how well Miroku filled out the school girl uniform. Suddenly he was having problems adjusting his pants as Miroku walked off toward the main office, oblivious to his friend's problem.
Before he was able to enter the office, Inuyasha yelled out, "Hey Miroku, if you ever need a date… Give me a call!" Miroku flipped him off before storming once more to his doom, stuck for the next school year as a girl in an all girls Catholic school.
