It was NIGHT! And the investigator was planning to dESTORY the MafIA!

''I will take them down once and for all'' the investigator decided. ''No ifs buts or ans, I will!''

But then he heard a RING! And so the investigastor stopped investigatin for a bit an went to aswner the door

''Hi'' said the consort all sexily an she sized up the investigator ''Man U look nice'' an she gave him an evil grin

''Hoe don't do it'' the investigator said an balls of sweat were rolling off his afce

''I think I will'' then she sutured into the room an winked at him

''hOE NO'' the investigator yelled so loud that it made his neighbours groan. He packed away his investigating results so she coulndt tell what role he was

''oH yES'' the consort said an the investigator sweated some more. He only ad two importat things in his life: his lifes work, everything hes defacated his energy to, everythin he lovs, and two: escorts showin up in his doorstep.

he could only choose one. So sadly he put down his investgiating stuffs an looked at it all longingly and regretfully, an then he turned to the consnort. ''Damn u for bein so sexy'' an then dey had a nice nite togetthe.

An mafia won an killed the aspirin investigator the end