Hidan's Sister 1
It was a normal-ish day in Akatsuki. Itachi was being emo, Kisame was feeding his fishes , tobi and deidara were fighting over something, kakuzu was counting money, and hidan was...reading?(Pein and Konan are doing...things. that is all.) Kisame, who just was bored, walked over to hidan and asked,"Watcha readin?" Hidan Answered, "A letter from my sister, Miharu. Why You Askin?"(hidan wint swear and all the charecters might be ooc because i say they will. so no meanness on that subject) "Just wondering. What'd she say...Wait, you have a sister?" Hidan decided to answer(in conversations there will be teh letter for name then:Sasorais s, deidara is d, tobi is t, itachi is i, kakuzu is ka, kisame is ki, konan is ko, pain is pa, Miharu is m, zetsu is z) H:I have a sister, ok? K: So, What did she say?H: She said that she was coming here to see if her older brother was ok bla bla bla the end Ka:Shut up D-ckhead(swears are here) H: Make me Sh-tbag kisame slowly walked away...elsewhere with tobi and deidara there was a very loud knock on the giant rock guarding teh lair. deidara, with his clay yelled rather loudly, "Who are you? Tell me or die!!" The reply was, " Im Miharu, now let me in f-ckface D:" (first f-ck of teh day.) D: what purpose do you have here? M:Im checking up on my big brother, Ok?? D: fine, ill let you in. Deidara did just that. the first thing he saw then was a Pale-silver haired girl with paper-white hair and purple eyes. She looked mad. suddenly Miharu screamed, "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!" Deidara's ears started bleeding right then and there. Hidan ran in looking angry because he was. He saw miharu about two seconds too late, as she had hugged him really tight and was sufficating him
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